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; Unholy Evil Death Bringer: Torg's sentient sword.

It is also known as " Weeping God " and " Chaz ".

It can speak when " charged " with innocent blood ( often starting with the oft times comically inappropriate " Hello, master.

Who shall we kill today?

"), and claims the ability to kill " most things that can be killed " when in its charged state.

It was forged at an undetermined date by a blacksmith named " Bob.

" Through the ages, it has served many masters, including a madman out to atone for past sins through a genocidal crusade, and a friend of the madman who killed him and took the sword.

It was acquired by Warlord Torgamus by unknown means, then Torg, after being accidentally blasted into the past, took the sword with him to the present.

The sword was used mostly as a joke ( Torg even used it to threaten a centipede ), but Torg learned of its power when the Dimension of Lame's Bert accidentally impaled himself on it and Torg killed a demon with it.