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Stan's horse randomly takes him to a PETA compound where he finds that PETA's members live with animals, practicing bestiality and even interbreeding with them.

Stan explains his trouble to a member of PETA who tells him that an election " is always between a douche and a turd ", because they are the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.

Combs shows up at the camp to kill Stan, but is distracted by a PETA member who throws a bucket of red paint on his fur coat.

Combs and his possee respond by slaughtering all the PETA members.

The animals do not care whatsoever about the death of the PETA members and flee without panic or remorse.

Stan manages to escape, but is shot in the arm.