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Glenda's column usually takes the form of several paragraphs lauding people in the news that fortnight, each followed by a paragraph deriding the people she has just praised.

For example, she will begin " Hats off to Anne Robinson!

", and follows the comment with " Anne Robinson?

Aren ' tchajustsickofher!

" She finishes her column by listing, with heavy sexual innuendo, the men in the news she finds attractive that week, often using a variation on her catchphrase " Crazy name, crazy guy !?!

" She signs off with " Byeeeee !!!!

".