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Smita Smitten, Showbiz Kitten ( from Series 2, her name becomes ' Smeeta Smitten ')-A reporter who claims to be at a movie premiere or showbiz party, but turns out to be somewhere very ordinary, like queueing outside a video shop or public bathroom.

She is then refused entrance, so to distract the viewers, she finishes by saying " Look, there goes Art Malik!

" and running out of the picture.

She was once in a chip shop, and Art Malik was there, but she didn't recognise him.

After making a fool of herself, she tried to get out of the situation by pointing to Art outside the shop, and ' running after him '.

Fellow character Chunky Lafunga is the only ' celebrity ' she has ever managed to interview.

In Series 2 she loses her job and resorts to presenting her TV show from different rooms of her mother's house, then in Series 3 produces a variety of pilot shows for a possible new TV series, with disastrous results.