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Patty and Selma have occasionally expressed their common hope that Marge will eventually divorce Homer.

They are often quick in pointing out how close he has come to infidelity, and have unsuccessfully offered to help Marge find a replacement for Homer, although Selma eventually gave in and helped Marge find Homer after seeing how truly unhappy she was.

In the episode " Three Gays of the Condo " the twins went so far as to have a billboard built trying to convince voters to have Homer kicked out of Springfield.

When Homer once faked his death, the sisters produced a gravestone that they had apparently been saving up to buy for years, which proclaimed " HOMER J. SIMPSON: WE ARE RICHER FOR HAVING LOST HIM.

" They then used the tombstone as a coffee table, when Police Chief Wiggum questioned them on the whereabouts on Mona Simpson, a destroyer of Mr. Burns's instruments of germ warfare.

However, of all the wickedness that they have readied against Homer, the most extreme happened in Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind where they tried to kill Homer by pushing him out of the bridge, but Homer survived due to a moon bouncer in a ship.

Homer mistakenly believed that Patty and Selma were aware of the boat, and they reluctantly agree in order to avoid criminal charges against them.