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Roger has been asked to present the Antiques Roadshow by the BBC, but arrives late as he claimed that there is some sort of " fucking jumble sale " outside but Tom tells him that its part of the programme.

After being introduced to the antiques expert, they look at a vase but Roger breaks one of its handles off.

Then, they look at an old wooden chair which Roger sits on and breaks to pieces due to his weight.

Next, he is in the office with the boss who gives him one more chance to change his behavior.

The next day at FTV studios, Roger presents a kids TV show called Blue Roger ( a parody of Blue Peter ) along with a ginger-haired kid.

They Have a look at the Puppies and Roger exclaims that one of them has a " little penis!

" Tom then asks Roger to go to the producer's office where he is fired.

At the bar, Roger has an idea for a game show and the head of BBC1's early evening programmes hires him for £ 500, 000 a year.

The Next day, he presents Blinkety Blank ( a parody of Blankety Blank ) but this ends with him punching one of the contestants.

Later at the bar, Roger tells Tom that he is writing a book called They don't call me Roger for nothing, but is told that he can't publish it because it is disgusting, but someone from the News of the World says that they will publish his book in their paper and pay him £ 50, 000.

He then tells Roger that they have job vacancies for TV presenters on SKY TV.