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On Sunday Morning, Tom phones Roger from the Golf Club to remind him about participating in FTV's first annual Celebrity Golf tournament and he finally arrives in a Golf Cart two hours later.

Tom tells him that its for charity and that they are 4 hours behind schedule.

Tom introduces Roger to Jimmmy Tarbuck and Bruce Forsyth and Roger tries to dodge off to the clubhouse for a drink to avoid playing golf for nothing.

During the game, Roger tries to tell Tarbuck a rude joke but Tom reassures him that its a family show.

Then he breaks one of Brucie's drivers while taking his shot.

While Brucie takes his shot, Roger is trying to find his " Bastard Ball!

" and when Brucie's ball lands in a bunker, he finds Roger " having a dump " on it.

Eventually on the green, Brucie and Tarbuck have putted and after Roger is finished he goes off to the clubhouse for a drink, but Tom tells him that it was only the first hole and there is still another 17 to go.

However, Roger carries on regardless as he cannot be bothered to play anymore.

They have to carry on without him and 17 holes later, the Winner is Brucie.

A very drunk Roger congratulates Brucie for winning the tournament and pukes on him.