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Serge's methods of killing people are frequently quite inventive, and often provide a highly improbable — but technically possible — escape route.

As an example, in Triggerfish Twist Storms ties up a man in a garden shed so that he can stand but not walk.

Placing a hula hoop around the man's waist, Serge soaks the surrounding ground with gasoline and connects a floodlight ( with the glass removed ) to a motion sensor.

Thus, the trap is set: if the man stops twirling the hoop, the motion sensor will activate the floodlight, igniting the gasoline.

If the man can maintain the hula hoop's motion for several hours, the gasoline will evaporate, and he will eventually be rescued.

( Needless to say, the victim fails to display the necessary endurance and perishes in the ensuing fire.

) Other methods include putting the tube from a can of Fix-A-Flat down a would be killer's trachea and pushing the trigger, kidnapping a man spying on him and killing him through alcohol poisoning.

he inserts a funnel in the man's rectum, pours a liberal amount of rum into the funnel and into the man's colon, then corking up his victim with a bar of soap.

He then releases the victim who runs screaming for help down the street.

Because the alcohol is absorbed rapidly through the colon walls, the man quickly becomes increasingly intoxicated, and pedestrians laugh at him as merely being drunk.

eventually he is unable to speak or stand, and collapses in an alcohol-induced coma, and dies shortly thereafter.

His BAC goes from 0. 0 to 0. 3 in a matter of minutes.