Page "The ClueFinders" Paragraph 38

According to his profile, the ClueFinders found Socrates on Gabistan, " the island of talking animals ," where he appeared to be the only animal who couldn't talk.

Despite this, he has PhD's in mathematics, literature, physics and philosophy from the University of Gabistan.

Socrates was top of his class in obedience school and his " secret ambition " is to send LapTrap there.

His profile states that he is twenty-eight, though whether or not this is literal or in " dog years " is unknown ( though the latter idea is supported by the fact that twenty-eight literal years is, though not impossible to reach, quite old for a dog ).