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All the girls except Kate ( Marley Shelton ) and Paige ( Denise Richards ) receive cards in the same fashion as Shelley.

Dorothy ( Jessica Capshaw ) who is now much thinner receives a card, which reads " Roses are red, Violets are blue, They'll need dental records to identify you ".

Her boyfriend, Campbell loses his apartment and stays with her.

Lily ( Jessica Cauffiel ) receives a box of chocolates and a card which says " You are what you eat ".

She then takes a bite of one of the chocolates, and vomits upon realizing that there are maggots inside the chocolates.