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Brown Corpus
`` Funny thing '', Mr. Kahler said, when they were seated, `` when I heard you ringing, I figured it was that guy down the block, Hausman ''.
McFeeley looked puzzled.
Kahler continued: `` I fixed his dog the other day and I guess he's sore, so I expected him to come barging in ''.
Mr. Kahler went on to explain how Hausman's fox terrier had been `` making '' in his flower beds.
The dog refused to be scared off, so Kahler had purchased some small firecrackers.
He would lay in wait in the garage, and when the terrier came scratching around, he'd let fly with a cherry bomb.
`` Scared the hell out of him '', Kahler grinned.
`` I hit him in the ass once ''.
Both grinned at the detective.
`` Finally, all I needed was to throw a little piece of red wood that looked like a firecracker and that dumb dog would run ki-yi-ing for his life ''.
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