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It was reported to Welch's office that a thief in the city jail had attempted suicide.
Welch wanted to know why.
No one knew.
Now Welch had a pet theory that everyone is guilty of breaking more laws than he ever gets caught at.
The suicide attempt looked to him like an opportunity to put his theory to the test.
So he paid a call on Barco in his cell and began their chat by stating bluntly:
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