This was presented by Ray Woollard ( Peter Baynham, who had appeared previously in I'm Alan Partridge as the voice box using executive from the boat holiday company in " Watership Alan ") and " Digital Dave ", and was basically a sycophantic look at Alan's career, past and present ; the credits listed it as being executively produced by Alan himself and produced by his company, Apache Productions.

Comical twists include in the ninth episode of series B ( Bats ), when all the first 3 buzzers were bells, then Alan's buzzer turned out to be a male voice ( Leslie Phillips ) saying " Well hello!

The same student also dropped Alan's swimming trunks into a urinal one day at school, despite Alan being his scout pack leader.

The movie's screenplay is currently being written by Steve Coogan, Armando Iannucci, Rob Gibbons and Neil Gibbons-plus Peter Baynham-with the story taking place in Norwich, where North Norfolk Digital, Alan's employer, is taken over by a huge media conglomerate and renamed Shape.

After Archer sneaks to Alan's home in Alan's backpack, Alan realizes that the toy is a sentient being, but in the meantime, the Commando Elite awaken and apparently destroy the Gorgonites in the toy store.

One of Alan's daughters, Dervorguilla, had married John, 5th feudal lord Balliol, he and Dervorguilla being parents of King John I of Scotland ( 1292 – 1296 ), and the people, out of affection for Alan's daughter, were lukewarm in support of Robert the Bruce.

It was Piers ' intervention in Alan's fake shooting that led to B ' Stard being sentenced to death and his ability as a lover that helped persuade Sarah to rescue Piers and abandon Alan in Siberia.

Pink Floyd themselves continued to use ADT on most, if not all, of their subsequent albums up until the 1980s, with one notable use being on " Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast ", where a part of the drum track is treated with ADT.

This is because, according to Alan's Ishmael, Ishmael is dead and so his magnificence will not be taken seriously ; Ishmael will not be hunted down by Nkemi, who has heard of Ishmael being in his country, if Ishmael is presumed dead.

Andrew and Paul phoned into Alan's show every week, identifying themselves as the " evil twins ", with Paul being evil twin 1 and Andrew being evil twin 2.

The Garner family had passed on " a genuine oral tradition ", teaching their children the folk tales about The Edge, which included a description of a king and his army of knights that slept under it, guarded by a wizard, and in the mid 19th century, Alan's great-great grandfather Robert had carved the face of a bearded wizard onto the rock of a cliff next to a well that was known in local folklore as the Wizard's Well.

Alan's own grandfather, Joseph Garner, " could read, but didn't and so was virtually unlettered ", but instead taught his grandson the various folk tales about The Edge, with Alan later remarking that as a result he was " aware of Edge's magic " as a child, when he would often play there with his friends.

The final track, " Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast ", is divided into three segments, each with its own descriptive title, joined by dialogue and sound effects of then-roadie Alan Stiles preparing, discussing, and eating breakfast.

", Alan is dismayed when Victor Crosby, a man even further to the right than he, wins a by-election in Accrington and quickly becomes the new darling of the party, placed on the fast track for the Cabinet by Sir Greville and awarded Alan's weekly column in the Daily Express.

His career has subsequently been quite closely linked with the more famous Moore – the pair collaborated under pseudonyms ( Steve's pseudonym was " Pedro Henry ", Alan's was " Curt Vile ") on strips for Sounds magazine, including one which introduced the character Axel Pressbutton, who was later to feature in the Warrior anthology comic, as well as a standalone series published by Eclipse Comics.

Les and Alan are a team that are always there to add a bit of bass and bang to another person's singing ( apart from Talent Trek when they were replaced by a camp criminal backing group called " Right Said Frank ", of which Alan's father is a member ).

Alan's next appearance was in a 1999 half-hour special filmed for Comic Relief in which Alan started to lose the plot, foreshadowing his mental breakdown in the second series of I'm Alan Partridge.

Marg helped her mother fight breast cancer. They have hosted a benefit called Marg and Alan's Celebrity Weekend every year in Omaha, Nebraska since 1999.

In 1999, she was kidnapped by the Nursery Rhyme Stalker and was saved by Alan's old lover, Annie Dutton ( also an escaped convict at the time ).

Alan's main producer for his music, Keith Stegall, was notably absent from this album.

The daughter of Alan's next door neighbor and love interest, Christy Fimple ( Kirsten Dunst ), buys Chip as a birthday present for her brother Timmy.

* Brigitte Kahn as Frau Kleist MEP, who shares Alan's office for most of Series 4.

Alan's vengeful, bisexual wife who equalled Alan in his capacity for adultery and deviousness.

Sir Greville had his first dealings with B ' Stard in this episode who implied he would expose him unless he agreed a similar arrangement for B ' Stard, and thus became a suspect for the audience in Alan's shooting at the episode's climax.

By the time of Alan's ' Miraculous recovery ', Sir Greville had been promoted by Thatcher to Minister for Law and Order and negotiated with Alan for the return of the gallows ( earning himself a finder's fee of £ 50, 000 ).

Alan has little respect for him and is more than willing to exploit Sir Stephen's helpful and professional nature for his own ends, including plagiarising one of Sir Stephen's speeches in the Commons in order to ensure that Alan's Private Member's Bill on arming the police would pass into law.

Roland is seen in only series 1 but after Alan's shooting Sarah is seen on the phone to her father, the two of them asking each other if they were responsible for the crime.

By the end of the series the change is virtually complete ( up until the last episode he / she was still sporting a full mustache ) but he / she still does the odd favour for Alan, including seducing the Secretary of State for Wales ( while he was still technically a man ) and posing as Alan's wife during dinner with an American fast-food tycoon.

Alan, however, always exploits his power over Sidney, and thus Sidney often acts as Alan's henchman, for example helping him dump nuclear waste in Roland's coal-mine.

Ocelot's share price collapses and the company is forced to file for bankruptcy, and Alan's marriage ( such as it is ) is saved.

# Sex is Wrong ( September 27, 1987 ) – Piers Fletcher-Dervish, Alan's aristocratic and mentally challenged officemate, joins the Campaign for Moral Regeneration, a group dedicated to battling pornography, but Alan ( who proclaims himself a libertarian on the subject ) is uninterested in joining, until Piers tells him that they regularly view samples of the material they are fighting.

# Waste Not, Want Not ( October 4, 1987 ) – One of Alan's old moneymaking schemes comes back to haunt him when Norman, his transsexual accountant, tells him that the depot in Hull where he left a shipment of Argentine nuclear waste he was hired to dispose of is scheduled for demolition.

The amendment seems well on its way to passing, despite the entreaties of the Chief Whip, but Alan's plan is mooted when Piers accidentally lets slip to Georgina the real reason for Alan's interest in the Marshes.

When Crosby reaches for a pen to sign, his right hand is caught in the trap, and he ends up using his left hand to sign the card ( at Alan's suggestion ) " From Your Newest Recruit ".

Upon learning that his money is gone, Penistone becomes violent and has to be bought off with the keys to Alan's Rolls-Royce Corniche, which leads to his demise when he triggers a car bomb intended for Alan.

Alan's son Randy, now grown, is Driver's law partner, and a 2006 storyline focused on Randy's campaign for the judicial seat from which his father is retiring, ensuring that the " Judge Parker " name will continue.

The Liverpool supporters still hold Barney Rubble ( Alan's nickname ) in high regard and voted him in at No. 31 in the poll 100 Players Who Shook The Kop, which was compiled by the official Liverpool Football Club website during the summer of 2006.

Julius's wife, Alan's mother, was Ethel Sara ( née Stoney ; 1881 – 1976 ), daughter of Edward Waller Stoney, chief engineer of the Madras Railways.

One of Alan's most notable works was one he modeled after Boethius ’ Consolation of Philosophy, to which he gave the title De Planctu Naturae, or The Plaint of Nature, and which was written most likely in the late 1160 ’ s.

" One of his ex-wives reportedly said, " Marriage is Alan's way of saying goodbye.

The story of the king and the wizard living under the hill played an important part in the young Alan's life, becoming " deeply embedded in my psyche " and heavily influencing his novels, in particular The Weirdstone of Brisingamen.

Described by the BBC as a ' generation-gap comedy ', it starred George Cole as Brian Hook, Kevin McNally as his son Alan Hook, and Toby Ross-Bryant as his ( Alan's ) son Vincent Hook and Julia Hills as his ( Alan's ) wife Beryl Hook.

Brian then takes Alan to ' Mr Nigel's shop ', where Alan's middle-aged style crisis goes from bad to worse as he purchases an extremely bold Hawaiian shirt.

Madge follows Hal to Alan's car and gets in with him.

Hal drives back to Alan's house to return the car, but Alan has called the police and wants Hal arrested.

After trying to talk things out, Hal flees the house in Alan's car with the police following close behind.

* Salina, where Hal jumps off a train in the opening scene and meets Alan ( Cliff Robertson ) at Alan's father's large house.

Alan's son and his family live on the island today as well.

In the reality of Superman & Batman: Generations, the Guardians revealed that Alan Scott's power ring was actually a Green Lantern ring despite its apparent weakness to wood after Hal Jordan successfully harnessed it against Sinestro, realising that the ring actually had no weaknesses except what the user believed it possessed ; the Green Lantern Corps were vulnerable to yellow only because they believed the Guardians when they were told about this weakness, and Alan's ring's weakness to wood was caused when he was taken by surprise and struck on the back of the head with a wooden block during his first time using the ring.

The next references to Alan's children are made in I'm Alan Partridge, in which Fernando hangs up on one of Alan's rambling go-nowhere telephone conversations, and in which a staff member at the Travel Tavern mentions that Denise has an oddly similar appearance to Alan.

The final mention of Alan's children is an offhand comment in the second episode of the second series of I'm Alan Partridge, in which Alan glibly states that he has access to his children, but that they have no desire to see him.

He later married Carol, who gave birth to Alan's son Fernando and daughter Denise.

Alan's comeback refers to the correct time ( 7. 01am ) and that it is Dave's show and he is merely a guest whom Dave has failed to control, he then says " Read the smallprint on your cone-tract ".

In the final episode, Tony Hayers died after a fall from a roof, and one of Alan's old friends, Chris Feather, took over as head of programmes at the BBC.

This period in Alan's life is documented in his autobiography Bouncing Back, which Alan claims has been described as " lovely stuff " by entertainer Shakin ' Stevens.