# If P, then Q.

# If isotherms are concave towards the " north-east " direction ( 45 °), then adiabats are concave towards the " east north-east " ( 31 °).

# If adiabats and isotherms are graphed severally at regular changes of entropy and temperature, respectively ( like altitude on a contour map ), then as the eye moves towards the axes ( towards the south-west ), it sees the density of isotherms stay constant, but it sees the density of adiabats grow.

# If morality is objective and absolute, God must exist.

# If the beat on the new record hits before the beat on the current record then the new record is too fast, reduce the pitch and manually slow the speed of the new record to bring the beats back in sync.

# If the beat on the new record hits after the beat on the current record then the new record is too slow, increase the pitch and manually increase the speed of the new record to bring the beats back in sync.

# It's Not Funny If I Have To Explain It — 2004 ; strips from 1997 to 2004, with more of Adams ' handwritten notes

# I Can't Remember If We're Cheap or Smart — 2012

# If equals are added to equals, then the wholes are equal.

# If equals are subtracted from equals, then the remainders are equal.

# If the remainder from dividing N by 6 is not 2 or 3 then the list is simply all even numbers followed by all odd numbers ≤ N

# If the remainder is 2, swap 1 and 3 in odd list and move 5 to the end ( i. e. 3, 1, 7, 5 )

# If the remainder is 3, move 2 to the end of even list and 1, 3 to the end of odd list ( i. e. 4, 6, 8, 2-5, 7, 9, 1, 3 )

# If the design is symmetrical in an axis parallel to the flag pole, obverse and reverse will be identical despite the mirror-reversal, such as the Indian Flag or Canadian Flag

# If not, the obverse and reverse will present two variants of the same design, one with the hoist on the left ( usually considered the obverse side, see flag illustrations ), the other with the hoist on the right ( usually considered the reverse side of the flag ).

# If two straight lines in a plane are crossed by another straight line ( called the transversal ), and the interior angles between the two lines and the transversal lying on one side of the transversal add up to less than two right angles, then on that side of the transversal, the two lines extended will intersect ( also called the parallel postulate ).

# Associativity: If a * b and b * c are defined, then ( a * b ) * c and a * ( b * c ) are defined and equal.

# Identity: If a * b is defined, then a * b * b < sup >− 1 </ sup >

# If it persists, " gather facts and seek help.

# If the noun is animate, natural gender tends to dictate grammatical gender.

# If the borrowed word happens to have a suffix that the borrowing language uses as a gender marker, the suffix tends to dictate gender.

# If the borrowed word rhymes with one or more native words, the latter tend to dictate gender.

# If a project's spending becomes too much for a committee to continue funding, it must take the issue to the Project Committee.

# Affordable premium: If the likelihood of an insured event is so high, or the cost of the event so large, that the resulting premium is large relative to the amount of protection offered, it is not likely that the insurance will be purchased, even if on offer.

# If the German Armed Forces ( Wehrmacht ) were not in a position to break the danger from the Eastern front, then Nazi Germany would fall to Bolshevism, and all of Europe would fall shortly afterward ;

# Technicalities: Arlo Guthrie's lone top 40 hit was " The City of New Orleans ," but he is more widely known for his 18-minute song " Alice's Restaurant ," which did not qualify as a single on account of its length ; sales of " Alice's Restaurant " were counted instead on the album charts.

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# Franz Ascher-Alice's alcoholic husband and a prime suspect of Alice's murder.

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# If Alice's call is correct, she wins, otherwise Bob wins

# Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

# Alice's public key is ; her private key is.

His storylines in Streets of Gotham # 4 and Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale's " Batman: Haunted Knight ( 1993-1995 )" also imply an unhealthy fixation on children, such as when he kidnaps a young Barbara Gordon and forces her into a tea party dressed as Alice, as well as kidnapping other runaway children and dressing them up like characters from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

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# Bob, concerned that Alice's private key may have been compromised, creates an ' OCSP request ' that contains Alice's certificate serial number and sends it to Ivan.

# Ivan's OCSP responder confirms that Alice's certificate is still OK, and returns a signed, successful ' OCSP response ' to Bob.

# Alice's Adventures in Wonderland ( 1972 ) with Fiona Fullerton & Michael Hordern

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# Murder In Paradise Alice Wakefield wins a trip to a luxurious spa run by a former college classmate who desires Alice's face.

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# Bob decrypts and verifies Alice's signature.

# Bob verifies Alice's signature.