If the player makes him look in Elaine's mirror, Guybrush says " Hey, it's Zonker Harris in a dress!

Referring to her uncle, Emperor Napoleon I, she once told Marcel Proust: " If it weren't for him, I'd be selling oranges in the streets of Ajaccio.

If not consumption or the historical English sweating sickness, it could have been a genetic condition which might also have caused the deaths of his uncle Arthur, Prince of Wales and his half brother Edward.

Regarding Safiyya's Jewish descent, Muhammad once said to his wife, " If they discriminate you again, tell them that your husband is Muhammad, your father was the prophet Aaron and your uncle was prophet Musa.

If so, his uncle could be the governor Publius Metilius Nepos.

If Isabella were to succeed, she needed a politically acceptable and militarily competent husband, the obvious candidate being Conrad of Montferrat, who also had some claim as Baldwin V's paternal uncle.

If he had married her, he'd have been asking for trouble.

If the bluff failed and they ran into trouble, Brannon had told the others, they would withdraw -- and he would come after his son another time.

If he wondered whether the attackers would allow him to pull away unmolested, he had his answer a moment later.

If the Union conceded this to them, the same right must be conceded to each remaining state whenever it saw fit to secede: This would destroy the federal balance between it and the states, and in the end sacrifice to the sovereignty of the states all the liberty the citizens had gained by their Union.

If any had escaped expulsion by hiding, they certainly would not frequent the market-place.

If a child had a single drop of Negro blood, he would revert to the ancestral line which, except as slaves under a superior race, had not made one step of progress in 3,000 years.

If he had been `` liquidated '' in some way, he would have become a martyr, a rallying point for people who shared his ideas.

If in any one calculation Ptolemy had had to invoke 83 epicycles all at once, while Copernicus never required more than one third this number, then ( in the sense obvious to Margenau ) Ptolemaic astronomy would be simpler than Copernican.

If you had screamed right there in the street where we stood, I could not have felt more fear.

If to be innocent is to be helpless, then I had been -- as are we all -- helpless at the start.

If Hammarskjold had not wanted the list disposed of in this manner, and if Bang-Jensen had not wanted it -- who had ordered it??

If Gorton wanted peace and quiet for his complicated meditations this is where he should have had it.

If his circumspection in regard to Philip's sensibilities went so far that he even refused to grant a dispensation for the marriage of Amadee's daughter, Agnes, to the son of the dauphin of Vienne -- a truly peacemaking move according to thirteenth-century ideas, for Savoy and Dauphine were as usual fighting on opposite sides -- for fear that he might seem to be favoring the anti-French coalition, he would certainly never take the far more drastic step of ordering the return of Gascony to Edward, even though, as he admitted to the English ambassadors, he had been advised that the original cession was invalid.

If this capacity had not failed them, they would see that their enemy has made a disastrous miscalculation.

If he had had a son, he would tell him, `` Gather ye rosebuds while ye may This same flower that smiles today tomorrow will be dying ''.

If he had any worries, it was only the small ones, about Mother in New York, and his daughter Edwina and what she might be doing at this hour, with her Aunt Asia, in Philadelphia.

If we had, then one of us would have had to go instead.

If he had income other than wages subject to withholding, he may be required to file Form 1040.

If our SAC bombers were, today, capable of surviving a surprise missile attack and because of infinite dispersion or long endurance had the capability to strike at Russia again, and again, and again, those bombers would unquestionably assure our military dominance.

If, however, a layer of paper remains stuck to the surface, the adhesive has not failed.

If we get " stuck " in a given column, we move to the next column.

If it had needed brass, we'd had stuck it on ourselves!

If these are gods, why are they stuck with our cheap B movie technology of rockets, microphones, space-suits, and radiation therapy?

If you stuck your head through the door of the back room you came face to face with the Push.

If a robot is unable to move for thirty seconds, because it is too badly damaged or it is stuck on the arena hazards, it is declared knocked out.

And it was forced on me with such passion that I thought: ' If I don't fight it I'm gonna be stuck with it for the rest of my life '".

If anybody was really stuck or maybe in an attempt of being hijacked of their lorry or similar life-threatening situation they should call for help on the most-used Channel, which is 19.

If a passenger got off the stage to rest, he might be stuck in that place for a week or more, or longer if the next stage had no available seats.

If a zipper fails, it can either jam ( i. e. get stuck ) or partially break off.

If the two objects are then stuck together into one, this object will have double the weight and will according to the Aristotelian view therefore fall faster than the two individual objects.

If the tool is to become stuck in the well, the weak point is where the tool would first separate from the wireline.

If a bead gets stuck within the rectum and can not be pushed out naturally, surgical intervention may be necessary.

If at any time the unit senses that it has become stuck, no longer senses the floor beneath it, or it decides that it has worked its way into a narrow area from which it is unable to escape, it stops and sounds an error to help its owner find it.

If one is stuck in this horrific limbo, their mind will either shut itself down or be driven insane from the lack of external stimuli.

If you look closely at the angels who attend the scary prophetess on the Sistine ceiling known as the Cumaean Sibyl, you will see that one of them has stuck his thumb between his fingers in that mysteriously obscene gesture that visiting fans are still treated to today at Italian football matches.

If it gets stuck in fair territory, the batter is called out and runners have to return to their starting bases.

" If I don't turn ideas into songs, they can get stuck in me and make me sick ," she said in a 1995 interview with AOL's Critics ' Choice electronic music magazine.

If an excellent server is in square four, the player in square three often gets " stuck " not scoring any points because the players in one and two keep rotating, since the player in two repeatedly is unable to return four's serve.

If not built level, or if kicked too hard, the marble can fall off the incline ; it can also miss the chute if not properly aligned ; the contact of the marble with the pole may fail to dislodge the ball above ; the ball may fail to propel the diver into the tub ; the movement of the tub may be insufficient to dislodge the cage ; or the cage may get stuck on the barbed pole partway down.

When Basil is asked what happens if they don't like duck, he responds " If you don't like duck ... then you're rather stuck!

If syntax guessing is necessary at a critical step, the game may appear unwinnable, with the player stuck until the right phrasing is guessed or is supplied by a walkthrough.

If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq.

If players get stuck in a stage, they can push a button to cause Lolo to die and the stage to restart.