If I could make myself feel the same way

If I don't come back in the house, Breed's going to '' --

If I hadn't got Nate stopped when I did, my duds'd all be shot plumb to hell!!

I showed her the shower and tub, and she said, smiling, `` If you really don't mind, I think I'll get clean in the shower, then soak for a few minutes in your tub.

If it were not for an old professor who made me read the classics I would have been stymied on what to do, and now I understand why they are classics ; ;

If I even hint at it do you think it will matter that you are his nephew -- and not even a blood nephew ''??

If you tell him I made a pass at you he might think you misunderstood something I said or did, so instead of just telling him I made a pass, say I tried to date you and that you agreed so you could prove to him what a louse I really am.

If it were not that I knew who it was I could have mistaken it for my Aunt so well did her clothes fit him.

Fruit compote: `` If you think I would understand it '' ; ;

`` If you will pardon, I think it would be better if not.

`` If I don't come out within half an hour ride back to town and bring out a posse ''.

If the old fool argues about the price, tell him I shall order my husband not to treat him as a patient any longer.

If I now risk some comparisons with Sons And Lovers let it be clear that I am not comparing the two works or judging their merits ; ;

If Mrs. Wright doesn't accept the terms in the morning, I'll go either to Tokyo or to Holland, to do what I can.

If I am to speak the whole truth about my knowledge of love, I will have to stop trying to emulate the transcendant nightingale.

( If a dragon or a sea monster came along, didn't he have a red Swiss hunting knife on his belt -- ten blades and a corkscrew??

" If that didn't work, Atkins would instruct Porter to turn the offending player down in the mix.

If he didn't meet Pitman, Severin points out that Defoe, upon submitting even a draft of a novel about a castaway to his publisher, would undoubtedly have learned about Pitman's book published by his father, especially since the interesting castaway had previously lodged with them at their former premises.

" If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans ", he said.

The awards ceremony is traditionally closed with the words: " If you didn't win a prize — and especially if you did — better luck next year!

If he knew about Whitacre's embezzlement for three years, Lieber asks, why didn't Andreas fire Whitacre immediately?

If found guilty, the person was thrown to a " devourer " and didn't share in eternal life.

He also has a simple definition for talent in writing: " If you wrote something for which someone sent you a check, if you cashed the check and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.

In 2008, she told Ellen DeGeneres that " If it didn't have a drum beat, you can just forget about it!

" If I've ever had a magic moment in my life, it was popping that tape in ," said Jesperson, " I didn't even get through the first song before I thought my head was going to explode ".

If I wanted to direct, why, they'd give me a shot at it, and if it didn't come off all that well, they wouldn't be too disappointed as it was to be a very small picture.

If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to ; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

If we don't find the target, then we know it's in the block we didn't search.

If she had to look at one person with jealousy, and another with love, she didn't have to change her expression.

If he didn't, then the marriage would supposedly prove disastrous, so the Greeks would run about calling his name aloud.

If they had a hit song, they didn't want to play it under comic barnyard footage.

Even a teacher, though, is usually justified in saying, " If you didn't want to fail the quiz, then you should have done your homework instead of skateboarding / watching TV / etc.

If no response came from a particular address, the computer marked it dead and didn't bother polling it later.

Columbia studio executive John Veich remembered, " If we knew it was going to cost that much, we wouldn't have greenlighted it because we didn't have the money.

If I didn't stick with the Who, I would be a sheet metal worker for the rest of my life.

While his family didn't have much money, he said that he never felt poor because ," If you don't have something, you don't miss it.

While also being included in " and Bioshock 2 " with the songs of " If I didn't care " and " The Best Things in Life are Free " while Bioshock 2 included " We Three ( My Echo, My Shadow and Me )"-Ink Spots and " I'm Making Believe "-The Ink Spots ; Ella Fitzgerald ," Memories of You "-The Ink Spots, " Someone's Rocking My Dreamboat "-The Ink Spots, while others were included in " LA Noire " on the radio stations.

If it couldn't be counted, in other words, it didn't count.

`` If you hadn't I'd have killed you ''.

If I'd been careful it never woulda '' -- he stopped abruptly.

If I'd stayed, all that I'd have got was four punctured tires and one busted head.

If you're really serious about working on that story, I'd better take you home ''.

`` If I was your mama, I'd wop your tail off ''.

If she'd kept on as she'd been going, the story I'd told Gladdy would probably have been true by now, anyhow

If she and Pete were really getting serious, I'd have to do some hard thinking.

" If I had sat still, I'd probably still be measuring cosmic rays, the subject of my thesis at Princeton.

Among the forefathers of the new journalism movement, Thompson said in the February 15th, 1973 issue of Rolling Stone, " If I'd written the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people — including me — would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today.

:: If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all!

If I'd known that my mother had this plan, I would have become something else.

If my staff can relieve me and I can concentrate on directing, there are still a number of movies I'd like to make.

He asks why postmodernist intellectuals do not respond like people in other fields when asked, " what are the principles of their theories, on what evidence are they based, what do they explain that wasn't already obvious, etc ?... If requests can't be met, then I'd suggest recourse to Hume's advice in similar circumstances: to the flames.

If I wasn't from Tottenham I think I'd have been an Everton fan as they're my second team if you like.

If I mentioned any other Paradise, I'd be worse than a dog.

Said safety Rodney Harrison, " If I had to go through another year like that, I'd probably quit playing ".

In some cases, they is used even when both the number and gender of the subject are known, but the identity of the person is generic, e. g. " If some guy beat me up, I'd leave them.

If I was George Michael right about now, I'd be shitting myself ") or current events ( a 2000 issue remarked " The Government spent £ 850 million on the Millennium Bug, and the only thing that crashes is Q < nowiki >< nowiki ></ nowiki > out of the Bond films ").

He said " If it were legally possible, I'd say no more Muslims will get in here ", claiming that the influx of Muslims would threaten freedoms in the liberal Dutch society.

" Possibly the two most famous of all such anecdotes report that Lady Astor said to Churchill, " If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea ," to which he responded, " Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!

If I had the money I'd send a copy to every delegate at the UN.

If I went on I'd have some things to say, not just about the bad jokes he's done about me, but bad jokes he does about everybody who can't fight back because they aren't there.

She refused to have the surgery, saying " If I can't dance then I'd rather be dead.