If I could make myself feel the same way

If I don't come back in the house, Breed's going to '' --

If I hadn't got Nate stopped when I did, my duds'd all be shot plumb to hell!!

I showed her the shower and tub, and she said, smiling, `` If you really don't mind, I think I'll get clean in the shower, then soak for a few minutes in your tub.

If it were not for an old professor who made me read the classics I would have been stymied on what to do, and now I understand why they are classics ; ;

If I even hint at it do you think it will matter that you are his nephew -- and not even a blood nephew ''??

If you tell him I made a pass at you he might think you misunderstood something I said or did, so instead of just telling him I made a pass, say I tried to date you and that you agreed so you could prove to him what a louse I really am.

If it were not that I knew who it was I could have mistaken it for my Aunt so well did her clothes fit him.

Fruit compote: `` If you think I would understand it '' ; ;

`` If you will pardon, I think it would be better if not.

`` If I don't come out within half an hour ride back to town and bring out a posse ''.

If the old fool argues about the price, tell him I shall order my husband not to treat him as a patient any longer.

If I now risk some comparisons with Sons And Lovers let it be clear that I am not comparing the two works or judging their merits ; ;

If Mrs. Wright doesn't accept the terms in the morning, I'll go either to Tokyo or to Holland, to do what I can.

If I am to speak the whole truth about my knowledge of love, I will have to stop trying to emulate the transcendant nightingale.

If only the fucken weather wasn't so lousy!!

but then Arlene got another tone in a hurry, and she said, `` If it wasn't for these dear children '' --.

If Time Out of Mind was his death album — it wasn't, but you know how people talk — this is his immortality album.

Survivor Jim McLoughlin states in One Common Enemy that Hartenstein asked him if he was in the Royal Navy, which he was, and then asked why a passenger ship was armed, stating, " If it wasn't armed, I would not have attacked.

He asks why postmodernist intellectuals do not respond like people in other fields when asked, " what are the principles of their theories, on what evidence are they based, what do they explain that wasn't already obvious, etc ?... If requests can't be met, then I'd suggest recourse to Hume's advice in similar circumstances: to the flames.

If I cut him open, there wasn't metal, he was grown ... and then within twenty years you get the first bill not passed in the Senate where they applied for replication of animals, sheep and goats and cattle and animals and they turned it down, but if you can do that, then you can do human beings.

If it wasn't for that, I might've spent my whole time playing in bad speed-metal bands.

If Cavendish is to be believed, it may be that their relationship wasn't sexual.

If it wasn't his mother, it was his idea of his mother.

If it wasn't for that kind of music, I couldn't do what I'm doing now.

He himself once said: " If it wasn't for the fame, I'd be a full-blown alcoholic.

If it wasn't for me – you couldn't have cared less about Rachman ".

If one editor wasn't successful with a scene then it went to another.

jnz loop ; If it wasn't 0 then we have more to copy, so go back

If I wasn't happy with the end result I'd be bloody upset, but in every case so far I've been happy.

If death wasn't instant, one of them would grab a knife and slit the victim's throat.

Once it is established that Calthrop really has been on holiday in Scotland and has no connection whatsoever with the Jackal, the British are left to wonder " If the Jackal wasn't Calthrop, then who the hell was he?

If the winner of the play offs does not meet these standards, then there is no relegation / promotion, as was the case in the 11-12 season when London Welsh won promotion from the Championship but where denied promotion and so Newcastle Falcons ' relegation wasn't carried out, until London Welsh successfully appealed against their block.

" His answer wasn't straightforward, and if I remember correctly, he said something like this: ' If I don't go, I will have at least made it possible for some other boy or girl to go.

If it turns out the work wasn't needed after all, the results are simply ignored.

If we felt it wasn't as good, then we should just be honest about it.

* " If it wasn't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

If it wasn't for Black's extensive education he would not be where he is today, and would never have been able to become a veterinarian, or a poet for that matter.

If a library routine fails for some reason unrelated to a system call ( for example, because a user name wasn't found in the password file ) and a naïve programmer blindly calls the normal error reporting routine perror () on every failure, the leftover ENOTTY will result in an utterly inappropriate " Not a typewriter " ( or " Not a teletype ", or " Inappropriate ioctl for device ") being delivered to the user.

If, as she walked, her steps fumbled from time to time, she chose to ignore that omen.

If his dancers are sometimes made to look as if they might be creatures from Mars, this is consistent with his intention of placing them in the orbit of another world, a world in which they are freed of their pedestrian identities.

If we want respect from ourselves or others, we will have to earn it.

If we examine the three types of change from the point of view of their internal structure we find an additional profound difference between the third and the first two, one that accounts for the notable difference between the responses they evoke.

If we remove ourselves for a moment from our time and our infatuation with mental disease, isn't there something absurd about a hero in a novel who is defeated by his infantile neurosis??

If he sees the heroic in a Sartoris or a Sutpen, he sees also -- and he shows -- the blind and the mean, and he sees the Compson family disintegrating from within.

If art is to release us from these postulated things ( things we must think symbolically about ) and bring us back to the ineffable beauty and richness of the aesthetic component of reality in its immediacy, it must sever its connection with these common sense entities ''.

If, as Reid says, `` nearly all his poetry was produced when he was not taking opium '', there may be some reason to doubt that he was under its influence in the period from 1896 to 1900 when he was writing the poems to Katie King and making plans for another book of verse.

If he borrowed money from Shakespeare or with his help, he would now have been able to repay the loan.

If the indenture is accepted, the authority will proceed to validate a bond issue repayable from revenue.

`` If the day should ever come that foreign invaders swarm ashore along the Gulf Coast '', the account reads, `` they can count on heavy opposition from a group of commando-trained telephone employees -- all girls.

If it is decided to make a small shift which may be required from military aid or special assistance funds, in order to carry out the purposes of the Mutual Security Act through this new peaceful program, this will be a hopeful sign to the world.

If the superintendents do not receive more cooperation from Handlers, it has been suggested that licensed Judges also be qualified to judge this Class.

If your state has no provisions for the numbering of pleasure boats, you must apply for a number from the U.S. Coast Guard for any kind of boat with mechanical propulsion rated at more than 10 horsepower before it can be used on Federal waterways.

If you would feel happier with full collision insurance, there is a small additional charge, again varying from country to country and depending on the term of such insurance.

`` If we cannot tell evil, horror, and insanity from nonsense, what is the future of humor and comedy ''??

If it is assumed that the formula given by Lodge of cosec Af applies, the pressure difference along the major axes can be calculated from the angle of inclination of the major axis, and from this the interfacial tension can be calculated.

If we manage to keep track of a Bombus queen after she has left her feeding place, we may discover the snug little hideout which she has fixed up for herself when she woke up from her winter sleep.

If the vertex is at Af, and if the interior of C is on the left as one moves in the direction of increasing t, then every such corner can be found from the curve obtained by rotating C clockwise through 90-degrees about the vertex.

If modernization programs are imposed from above, without the understanding and cooperation of the people, they will encounter grave difficulties.

If Af leads to an address Af that is equal to the address computed from Af, even though Af does not match Af, the chain of information cells is extended from Af by storing the address of the next available cell in the Y-region, Af, in Af.

If Congress wants to displace the states from areas which they have customarily occupied, let it do so knowingly and explicitly.

If it could be shown that judgments of good and bad were not judgments at all, that they asserted nothing true or false, but merely expressed emotions like `` Hurrah '' or `` Fiddlesticks '', then these wayward judgments would cease from troubling and weary heads could be at rest.