Caption from a 1911 English satirical magazine reads: " If we hadn't a thorough understanding, I ( British lion ) might almost be tempted to ask what you ( Russian bear ) are doing there with our little playfellow ( Persian cat ).

At the 2005 Parliamentary Press Gallery Dinner ( typically a satirical event ), Layton sent up himself and his party, playing guitar and singing three songs ; " Party for Sale or Rent " ( to the tune of " King of the Road "), a re-worked version of " Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out " with different humorous lyrics, and " If I Had Another $ 4. 6 Billion ".

Although initially Capp denied or avoided discussion of any satirical intentions (“ If the Shmoo fits ,” he proclaimed, “ wear it !”), he was widely seen to be stalking bigger game subtextually.

Before the beginning of the game, the host announces a satirical sponsor for the episode ( similar to YDKJ: The Ride ); If a player manages to buzz in with the wrong answer associated with the sponsor, they win $ 4, 000 ( double in Round 2 ) and a ' prize ' from the sponsor, instead of losing cash.

He is perhaps less well known for writing a little-seen television sitcom based in the British Civil Service, If It Moves, File It ( 1970 ), featuring amongst others John Bird, who now stars alongside in the satirical Bremner, Bird and Fortune.

* If You Ask Me-A satirical look at Hollywood movies and moviemaking by Libby Gelman-Waxner ( Nom de plume of Paul Rudnick ), and illustrated by Joshua Gorchov.

`` If the day should ever come that foreign invaders swarm ashore along the Gulf Coast '', the account reads, `` they can count on heavy opposition from a group of commando-trained telephone employees -- all girls.

If an account has a debit balance, the balance amount is copied into column two ( the debit column ).

If an account has a credit balance, the amount is copied into column three ( the credit column ).

If the current account is in surplus, the country's net international asset position increases correspondingly.

If the outcomes x < sub > i </ sub > are not equiprobable, then the simple average ought to be replaced with the weighted average, which takes into account the fact that some outcomes are more likely than the others.

If we study the Four Noble Truths with the help of these references and explanations, we get a fairly good and accurate account of the essential teachings of the Buddha according to the original texts.

* Klal ufrat, a generality and a particularity: If we find a phrase signifying a particularity following that of a generality, the particularity particularises the generality and we only take that particular case into account.

If the information being conveyed is proprietary information and the corporate insider has contracted to not expose it, he has no more right to communicate it than he would to tell others about the company's confidential new product designs, formulas, or bank account passwords.

If she had been trained for court life, as in Díaz's account, her loyalty to Cortés may have been dictated by the familiar pattern of marriage among native elite classes.

* If in any account there is a transaction exceeding 7. 00 lakh in a single day that has to be reported as Cash Transaction Report ( CTR ).

If set up properly, sent mail can be saved to the server also, in contrast with POP mail, where sent messages exist only in the local MUA and are not visible by other MUAs accessing the same account.

If the owner of a deactivated, or frozen, account finds the reason for deactivation invalid, they may contact the Neopets support team and possibly have their account reactivated.

If there is any truth to Martin of Opava ’ s account of the torture and maiming of Stephen VIII by supporters of Alberic ( see below ), it must have occurred at this juncture, in the aftermath of the conspiracy, and just prior to Stephen ’ s death.

If the objects are indeterminate until one of them is measured, then the question becomes, " How can one account for something that was at one point indefinite with regard to its spin ( or whatever is in this case the subject of investigation ) suddenly becoming definite in that regard even though no physical interaction with the second object occurred, and, if the two objects are sufficiently far separated, could not even have had the time needed for such an interaction to proceed from the first to the second object?

If the core of the star is not too massive ( less than approximately 1. 4 solar mass, taking into account mass loss that has occurred by this time ), it may then form a white dwarf ( possibly surrounded by a planetary nebula ) as described above for less massive stars, with the difference that the white dwarf is composed chiefly of oxygen, neon, and magnesium.

" If we mistakenly confuse precision with accuracy, then we might be misled into thinking that an explanation expressed in precise mathematical or graphical terms is somehow more rigorous or useful than one that takes into account particulars of history, institutions or business strategy.

Consider now the acceleration due to the sphere of mass M experienced by a particle in the vicinity of the body of mass m. With R as the distance from the center of M to the center of m, let ∆ r be the ( relatively small ) distance of the particle from the center of the body of mass m. For simplicity, distances are first considered only in the direction pointing towards or away from the sphere of mass M. If the body of mass m is itself a sphere of radius ∆ r, then the new particle considered may be located on its surface, at a distance ( R ± ∆ r ) from the centre of the sphere of mass M, and ∆ r may be taken as positive where the particle's distance from M is greater than R. Leaving aside whatever gravitational acceleration may be experienced by the particle towards m on account of ms own mass, we have the acceleration on the particle due to gravitational force towards M as:

If board symmetries are taken into account, two games are considered the same if rotating and / or reflecting the board makes one of the games into a copy of the other game.

If the work was thus left incomplete, that circumstance would account for some carelessness of style which is here and there apparent.

If the employee made after-tax contributions to the non-Roth 401k account, these amounts are commingled with the pre-tax funds and simply add to the non-Roth 401 ( k ) basis.

" If Vladimir was impressed by this account of his envoys, he was yet more so by political gains of the Byzantine alliance.

If we accept that " Bion introduced a new form of pedagogy in his writings ... the density and non-linearity of his prose ", it comes perhaps to a peak here in what he himself termed " a fictitious account of psychoanalysis including an artificially constructed dream ... science fiction ".

St Augustine in his City of God writes " God is called omnipotent on account of His doing what He wills " and thus proposes the definition that " Y is omnipotent " means " If Y wishes to do X then Y can and does do X ".

If the currency being withdrawn from the ATM is different from that which the bank account is denominated in ( e. g.: Withdrawing Japanese Yen from a bank account containing US Dollars ), the money will be converted at an official wholesale exchange rate.

If we examine the three types of change from the point of view of their internal structure we find an additional profound difference between the third and the first two, one that accounts for the notable difference between the responses they evoke.

If I now risk some comparisons with Sons And Lovers let it be clear that I am not comparing the two works or judging their merits ; ;

If nothing else, at least two good songs came out of the project, `` Out Of This World '' and `` June Comes Around Every Year ''.

If he were to go with White, he would be out there two days, not just listening in the dark at some point between here and Papa-san, but moving ever deeper into enemy land -- behind Papa-san -- itself.

Somebody, got to be somebody If I don't put my two cents in soon, somebody else will I know they're waitin only for one thing: for the bastards what done it to be nailed.

If we cluster together, the redcoats can make an advantage out of it, but there's not a blessed thing they can do with two or three of us except chase us, and we can outrun them ''.

If you've travelled in Europe a time or two, it is quite certain that you've had that wanting-to-be-alone feeling or that you will get it on your next visit across the Atlantic.

If A is the major axis of an ellipsoid and B and C are the other two axes, the radius of curvature in the ab plane at the end of the axis Af, and the difference in pressure along the A and B axes is Af.

If we try to study T using characteristic values, we are confronted with two problems.

If the distribution of the 71 items were wholly concordant in the two families, the distance would of course be 0.

If the patient can perceive figure kinesthetically when he cannot perceive it visually, then, it would seem, the sense of touch has immediate contact with the spatial aspects of things in independence of visual representations, at least in regard to two dimensions, and, as we shall see, even this much spatial awareness on the part of unaided touch is denied by the authors.

If a child loses a molar at the age of two, the adjoining teeth may shift toward the empty space, thus narrowing the place intended for the permanent ones and producing a jumble.

If you are not well acquainted with the area in which you wish to locate, or if you are not sure that you and your family will like and make a success of farming, usually you would do better to rent a place for a year or two before you buy.

If the change, at first sight, seems minor, we may recall that it took the Italian painters about two hundred years to make an analogous change, and the Italian painters, by universal consent, were the most brilliant group of geniuses any art has seen.

If we add to these contacts with friendly members the `` contacts with an organization of the church '' ( 11.2 per cent of the cases ), then a substantial two thirds of all recruitment is through friendly contact.

If the Orioles are to break their losing streak within the next two days, it will have to be at the expense of the American League champion New York Yankees, who come in here tomorrow for a night game and a single test Sunday afternoon.

If one takes the middle number, 5, and multiplies it by 3 ( the base number of the magic square of three ), the result is 15, which is also the constant sum of all the rows, columns, and two main diagonals.

If we look about the world today, we can see clearly that there are two especially significant factors shaping the future of our civilization: science and religion.

** Trichotomy: If two sets are given, then either they have the same cardinality, or one has a smaller cardinality than the other.

* If two small categories are weakly equivalent, then they are equivalent.

If the demands of these two sovereigns upon his duty of allegiance come into conflict, those of the United States have the paramount authority in American law ; likewise, those of the foreign land have paramount authority in their legal system.

If there is a mixture of only two types of atoms, not counting impurities, such as a copper-nickel alloy, then it is called a binary alloy.

* Let Q be a set enclosed between two step regions S and T. A step region is formed from a finite union of adjacent rectangles resting on a common base, i. e. S ⊆ Q ⊆ T. If there is a unique number c such that a ( S ) ≤ c ≤ a ( T ) for all such step regions S and T, then a ( Q )

If a tile is placed between two hotel chains of the same size, the individual player who places the tile decides which hotel chain remains on the board and which is acquired.

If two players tie for majority, they will share both shareholder bonuses.