For his birthday, Cain, Abel, and Eve gave him a sampler that said " If you're so smart, why don't you have your own book?

* If I am careful and smart, I will not get caught.

If the language supports automatic garbage collection ( for instance, Java or C #), then smart pointers are unnecessary for memory management, but may still be useful in managing other resources.

: If you ’ re so smart, why aren ’ t you rich?

If not deterred by the operating system, a smart program may exploit the full power of a hardware text mode.

If the hero is so smart, couldn't he find a better way of solving the problem than getting himself blown up?

However, at the conclusion of the book, the Prime Influencer, who turns out to be an opinionated café owner that the Avatar had met previously by chance, launches a simple, yet catchy, phrase ( If God is so smart, why do you fart?

He is quoted as saying: " If you were smart in 1807 you moved to London, if you were smart in 1907 you moved to New York City, and if you are smart in 2007 you move to Asia.

If the card also has a contactless chip used for physical access control, the user will be forced to lock his screen by withdrawing his smart card each time he leaves the office.

If you sound smart ( and definitely if you are published ) then you must possess a brilliant mind.

If you want to go find smart people who are doing cool stuff from which you can learn the most useful, cutting-edge principles, then do what we did with Search: Start by using common sense, by trusting your instincts, and by soliciting the views of " strange " ( that is, nonconventional ) people.

If I come out being Miss Prima Donna, that wouldn't be smart.

If people think their voice actually matters, they'll do the hard work, really study their briefing books, ask the experts smart questions and then make tough decisions.

If a continuation card follows a statement that does not permit continuation cards, the compiler will generate a NOP and issue an error message.

If the dealer's upcard is an ace, the player is offered the option of taking " insurance " before the dealer checks the hole card.

If there is a sense in which a card game can have an " official " set of rules, it is when that card game has an " official " governing body.

If it destroyed by another cards effect, you may add another " Nordic Relic " card to your hand.

If a player has three of a kind and several other players have drawn new cards, one strategy is to draw only one card.

If an unauthorized party obtains the card number in any way, a breach of confidentiality has occurred.

If we assemble a deck of 52 playing cards with no jokers, and draw a single card from the deck, then the sample space is a 52-element set, as each card is a possible outcome.

If the opponent is on a flush draw ( 9 / 46, approximately 19. 565 percent or 4. 11-to-1 odds against with one card to come ), the pot is not offering adequate pot odds for the opponent to call unless the opponent thinks he can induce additional final round betting from Bob if the opponent completes his flush draw ( see implied pot odds ).

* If splitting a pot because of tied hands, award the odd chip to the hand that contains the highest-ranking single card, using suits to break ties if necessary ( clubs ranking the lowest, followed by diamonds, hearts, and spades as in bridge ).

* If two cards are drawn with replacement from a deck of cards, the event of drawing a red card on the first trial and that of drawing a red card on the second trial are independent.

* If the notrump bidder bids 2, denying a 4-card major, responder may bid his 5 card major with a call of 2 of his major with 8-9 HCP, or with a call of 3 of his major with 10 HCP.

If not conducted properly, this method can be vulnerable to sensory leakage and card counting.

If the network interface is a plug-in card rather than being integrated into the motherboard, the card may need to be connected to the motherboard by an additional cable.

If either player turns up such a card, his opponent has to pay a penalty: four cards for an ace, three for a King, two for a Queen, or one for a Jack.

* If the two cards are of equal value, a third card is dealt.

If the third card is of the same value, then the payout for the player is 11: 1, otherwise the hand is a push.

* If neither of the above is the case ( for example, a three and an eight ), then a spread is announced which determines the payoff ( a 4-card spread, in this example ), and a third card will be dealt.

If the two cards played are of equal value, each player lays down three face-down cards and picks one of the cards out of the three ( a " war "), and the higher-valued card wins all of the cards on the table, which are then added to the bottom of the player's stack.

If a player runs out of cards while dealing the face-down cards of a war, he may play the last card in his deck as his face-up card and still have a chance to stay in the game.

If the player has no cards he can play, he must instead draw a new card from the top of the stack and, in some variants, say something such as " Pass ", " Penalty Card " or knock on the table to indicate inability to play a card.

If the circumstances are faced frankly it is not reasonable to expect this to be true.

If his dancers are sometimes made to look as if they might be creatures from Mars, this is consistent with his intention of placing them in the orbit of another world, a world in which they are freed of their pedestrian identities.

If a work is divided into several large segments, a last-minute drawing of random numbers may determine the order of the segments for any particular performance.

If they avoid the use of the pungent, outlawed four-letter word it is because it is taboo ; ;

If Wilhelm Reich is the Moses who has led them out of the Egypt of sexual slavery, Dylan Thomas is the poet who offers them the Dionysian dialectic of justification for their indulgence in liquor, marijuana, sex, and jazz.

If he is the child of nothingness, if he is the predestined victim of an age of atomic wars, then he will consult only his own organic needs and go beyond good and evil.

If it is an honest feeling, then why should she not yield to it??

If he thus achieves a lyrical, dreamlike, drugged intensity, he pays the price for his indulgence by producing work -- Allen Ginsberg's `` Howl '' is a striking example of this tendency -- that is disoriented, Dionysian but without depth and without Apollonian control.

If love reflects the nature of man, as Ortega Y Gasset believes, if the person in love betrays decisively what he is by his behavior in love, then the writers of the beat generation are creating a new literary genre.

If he is good, he may not be legal ; ;

If the man on the sidewalk is surprised at this question, it has served as an exclamation.

If the existent form is to be retained new factors that reinforce it must be introduced into the situation.

If we remove ourselves for a moment from our time and our infatuation with mental disease, isn't there something absurd about a hero in a novel who is defeated by his infantile neurosis??

If many of the characters in contemporary novels appear to be the bloodless relations of characters in a case history it is because the novelist is often forgetful today that those things that we call character manifest themselves in surface behavior, that the ego is still the executive agency of personality, and that all we know of personality must be discerned through the ego.

If he is a traditionalist, he is an eclectic traditionalist.

If our sincerity is granted, and it is granted, the discrepancy can only be explained by the fact that we have come to believe hearsay and legend about ourselves in preference to an understanding gained by earnest self-examination.

If to be innocent is to be helpless, then I had been -- as are we all -- helpless at the start.