If they'd been working on a bottle or a jug he'd have taken it with him ''.

If they have to take any car, they'd rather take the big one.

Saints All-Pro quarterback Drew Brees made a controversial tweet on June 20, 2012 stating, " If NFL fans were told there were " weapons of mass destruction " enough times, they'd believe it.

If I wanted to direct, why, they'd give me a shot at it, and if it didn't come off all that well, they wouldn't be too disappointed as it was to be a very small picture.

In 1976, while playing in Baltimore, Jackson had said, " If I played in New York, they'd name a candy bar after me.

" " If they thought they'd listened to a self-esteem tape ( even though half the labels were wrong ), they felt that their self-esteem had gone up.

If only they'd built the tower one layer higher.

To which Scrooge responds: " If they'd rather die then perhaps they had better do so and decrease the surplus population.

" If tickets were left to auction online, they'd bring in enough to fund a state Senate campaign ".

In 2008, he converted to the Roman Catholic Church, of which he approvingly stated: " If Vulcans had a church, they'd be Catholics.

If they were right, they'd get a bonus.

If the couple who took part in Bully's Prize Board refused to gamble ( inevitably ducking out claiming that they'd already had a " smashing day, Jim " and would like " to give the others a chance "), the second-placed couple from the second round was asked to gamble their money.

If singing turned successful, they'd stick with it ; if not, then back to acting.

If they'd flown me in, I'd still be working.

As part of Greek politician Aiskhines ( Aeschines )' proof that a member of the prosecution against him, Timarkhos ( Timarchus ), had prostituted himself to ( or been " kept " by ) another male while young, he attributed fellow prosecutor Demosthenes ' nickname Batalos (" arse ") to his " unmanliness and kinaidiā and frequently commented on his " unmanly and womanish temper ", even criticising his clothing: " If anyone took those dainty little coats and soft shirts off you ... and took them round for the jurors to handle, I think they'd be quite unable to say, if they hadn't been told in advance, whether they had hold of a man's clothing or a woman's.

" Quarry said, " If they'd given me the decision, I'd have given it back.

" Markert had been inspired by the John Tiller Girls in the Ziegfeld Follies of 1922, and was convinced that " If I ever got a chance to get a group of American girls who would be taller and have longer legs and could do really complicated tap routines and eye-high kicks ... they'd knock your socks off!

( If the police in Scotland ) ever found out about 1 / 2 the stuff we done they'd bring back the death penalty just for us!

He stated: Money is the only thing that keeps them playing ... If they earned the same money as I did when I was playing they'd have retired at 34 as I did, and Australian cricket would be the better for it.

If I got them cups and awards they'd kill them to produce what I wanted.

If you were black, they'd know they couldn't change you, and racist bullying would never be condoned, but if someone is quite feminine or knows they might be gay at 13, they think they can change you with a bit of rugby.

" If they had 11 Tuncay's they'd be in the top half of the table ; this boy is quality, he works his socks off as well.

If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now.

If he had married her, he'd have been asking for trouble.

If the bluff failed and they ran into trouble, Brannon had told the others, they would withdraw -- and he would come after his son another time.

If he wondered whether the attackers would allow him to pull away unmolested, he had his answer a moment later.

If the Union conceded this to them, the same right must be conceded to each remaining state whenever it saw fit to secede: This would destroy the federal balance between it and the states, and in the end sacrifice to the sovereignty of the states all the liberty the citizens had gained by their Union.

If any had escaped expulsion by hiding, they certainly would not frequent the market-place.

If a child had a single drop of Negro blood, he would revert to the ancestral line which, except as slaves under a superior race, had not made one step of progress in 3,000 years.

If he had been `` liquidated '' in some way, he would have become a martyr, a rallying point for people who shared his ideas.

If in any one calculation Ptolemy had had to invoke 83 epicycles all at once, while Copernicus never required more than one third this number, then ( in the sense obvious to Margenau ) Ptolemaic astronomy would be simpler than Copernican.

If you had screamed right there in the street where we stood, I could not have felt more fear.

If to be innocent is to be helpless, then I had been -- as are we all -- helpless at the start.

If Hammarskjold had not wanted the list disposed of in this manner, and if Bang-Jensen had not wanted it -- who had ordered it??

If Gorton wanted peace and quiet for his complicated meditations this is where he should have had it.

If his circumspection in regard to Philip's sensibilities went so far that he even refused to grant a dispensation for the marriage of Amadee's daughter, Agnes, to the son of the dauphin of Vienne -- a truly peacemaking move according to thirteenth-century ideas, for Savoy and Dauphine were as usual fighting on opposite sides -- for fear that he might seem to be favoring the anti-French coalition, he would certainly never take the far more drastic step of ordering the return of Gascony to Edward, even though, as he admitted to the English ambassadors, he had been advised that the original cession was invalid.

If this capacity had not failed them, they would see that their enemy has made a disastrous miscalculation.

If he had had a son, he would tell him, `` Gather ye rosebuds while ye may This same flower that smiles today tomorrow will be dying ''.

If he had any worries, it was only the small ones, about Mother in New York, and his daughter Edwina and what she might be doing at this hour, with her Aunt Asia, in Philadelphia.

If we had, then one of us would have had to go instead.

If he had income other than wages subject to withholding, he may be required to file Form 1040.

If our SAC bombers were, today, capable of surviving a surprise missile attack and because of infinite dispersion or long endurance had the capability to strike at Russia again, and again, and again, those bombers would unquestionably assure our military dominance.