`` If you're goin' to kill 'em --!!

If you're lyin' out in the hammock at night, and it gets kinda cool -- you know -- you just take these sides with the fringe on -- see -- and wrap 'em right over you.

If you're really serious about working on that story, I'd better take you home ''.

If you're a good ballplayer, you've got to get mad.

If you volunteer, you will be told where you're going after the ship leaves.

* " If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines.

The photographer considered the impromptu self-introduction a prank and angrily answered his caller with the riposte, " If you're Charlie Chaplin, I'm Franklin Roosevelt!

Thus, in 1964, in A Hard Day's Night, John Lennon mischievously taunts the road manager with the line “ If you're gonna have a barney, can I hold your coat ?".

If both of you do the same kind of stuff, and you're always talking shop — is that healthy for a relationship?

* " If at first you don't succeed, you're using the wrong equipment " ( John Deere )

" If you're going to play, play to win!

" He is quoted, " If you're reluctant to weep, you won't live a full and complete life.

If you're not going to help Shut Up!

Another notable reference is in the third X-Men film, when asked by Callisto: " If you're so proud of being a mutant, then where's your mark?

In 2002, psychologist Richard Wiseman and colleagues at the University of Hertfordshire, UK, finished a year-long LaughLab experiment, concluding that of all animals, ducks attract the most humor and silliness ; he said, " If you're going to tell a joke involving an animal, make it a duck.

In the Panchatantra, stories are introduced as didactic analogies, with the frame story referring to these stories with variants of the phrase " If you're not careful, that which happened to the louse and the flea will happen to you.

If you're lucky.

If you're a parent, the idea of ' gifted ' is much more appealing than the idea of a disorder.

" If you go in you're sure to win " ( Lord Tolloller, Lord Mountararat, and Lord Chancellor )

The lyrics, " If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair ", inspired thousands of young people from all over the world to travel to San Francisco, sometimes wearing flowers in their hair and distributing flowers to passersby, earning them the name, " Flower Children ".

If they don't know what you're up to, they just go by your history.

Commercial director Duncan Reid of Ingenious explains the business savvy of the deal, saying, " If you're paying a small distribution fee and covering your own marketing costs, you enjoy the lion's share of the proceeds of the album.

If you're walking on snow and it squeaks, chances are the temperature / humidity level won't form a snowball, because squeaking means that the snow is dry.

On August 22, 1989, he became Nolan Ryan's 5, 000th strikeout victim, but Henderson took an odd delight in the occurrence, saying, " If you haven't been struck out by Nolan Ryan, you're nobody.

* In Sleeping with Sirens's 2010 With ears to see and eyes to hear, there is a song called " If I'm James Dean, you're Audrey Hepburn ".

If you are wondering how you missed the ritual complaints which now follow every programme like this from offstage right, it is because the play was Quatermass and the Pit, which the BBC has just released on video.

** If outcome is less than satisfactory, early surgery leaves a person wondering if she would have been better off without it.

If Carné ’ s hero had not been moonstruck, his audiences would still be wondering why.

He speaks about this at length in the liner notes: " If you're wondering where Scatland is, you don't have to look too far ; it's between your deepest dreams and warmest wishes ".

If we cannot stop warfare in our own economic system, how can we expect to abolish it internationally??

If Russian pupils have to take these languages, how come American students have a choice whether or not to take a language, but have to face so many exceptions??

If private brand competition hasn't been felt in your product field as yet, have you thought how you will cope with it if and when it does appear??

If you have a higher-quality product, how can you make it stand out -- justify its premium price -- without the spoken word??

If the direct-sum decomposition ( A ) is valid, how can we get hold of the projections Af associated with the decomposition??

If not, how long to order and what is the price ''??

If asked how she gets her impressions, she probably can only say that she `` just gets them '' -- some more vividly than others.

If they can't chalk up big business here then let's stop this noise about how hip we are, and stick to our community singing,

If we have not thought and made a decision entirely in these terms, then we need to submit ourselves to the following `` simple test '': `` Have we decided how we are to kill the other members of our household in the event of our being less injured than they are ''??

If Mr. Kennan is sometimes a little somber in his appraisals, if his analysis of how Western diplomacy met the challenge of an era of great wars and social revolutions is often critical and pessimistic -- well, the record itself is not too encouraging.

If any among the hardy hundreds who sat in the downpour are in doubt about how it comes out, let them take comfort.

`` If it ain't an idea '', she said, `` how comes it you can drink beer but not water ''??

If we cannot make explicit choices, how do we know that our set exists?

If Time Out of Mind was his death album — it wasn't, but you know how people talk — this is his immortality album.

Forty-seven years after the initial freeze, Costa Rican President Óscar Arias Sánchez announced on 18 March 2009 that normal relations were to be re-established, saying, " If we have been able to turn the page with regimes as profoundly different to our reality as occurred with the USSR or, more recently, with the Republic of China, how would we not do it with a country that is geographically and culturally much nearer to Costa Rica?

If communities are developed based on something they share in common, whether that be location or values, then one challenge for developing communities is how to incorporate individuality and differences.

* If the Venerable was not a martyr – all non-martyrs are " confessors " as they " confessed " or bore witness to their faith by how they lived their lives – it must be proven that a miracle has taken place by his or her intercession: that is, that God has shown a sign that the person is enjoying the Beatific Vision by God performing a miracle in response to the Blessed's prayers.

If so, it is unclear how much Tatian may have borrowed from this previous author in determining his own narrative sequence of Gospel elements.

Since mathematics is related to logic, he cites an example from mathematics: If we have a formula like ( a + b )( a-b )= a²-b² it does not tell us how to think mathematically.

If the firm is a perfect competitor in all input markets, and thus the per-unit prices of all its inputs are unaffected by how much of the inputs the firm purchases, then it can be shown that at a particular level of output, the firm has economies of scale if and only if it has increasing returns to scale, has diseconomies of scale if and only if it has decreasing returns to scale, and has neither economies nor diseconomies of scale if it has constant returns to scale.

If the ideological approach is concerned with broad movements and the effects of the world around the filmmaker, then the auteur theory is diametrically opposed to it, celebrating the individual, usually in the person of the filmmaker, and how his personal decisions, thoughts, and style manifest themselves in the material.

If a subject after submitting to the hypnotic procedure shows no genuine increase in susceptibility to any suggestions whatever, there seems no point in calling him hypnotised, regardless of how fully and readily he may respond to suggestions of lid-closure and other superficial sleeping behaviour.

Islamists have asked the question, " If Islam is a way of life, how can we say that those who want to live by its principles in legal, social, political, economic, and political spheres of life are not Muslims, but Islamists and believe in Islamism, not Islam?

Pei's background in architecture was seen as a considerable asset ; one member of the committee told him: " If you know how to build you should also know how to destroy.