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Armenian and Radio
One FM station, which shifts between French, English, and Armenian, and the sole AM radio station, which broadcasts solely in Arabic, are owned by the state-owned Radio Lebanon, which is under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Information.
* Free high quality Armenian Pop Music Radio Station
* Armenian Music Radio
* Free Armenian Music Radio Stream
* Armenian Radio Stver
Radio stations feature a variety of music, including traditional Lebanese, classical Arabic, Armenian and modern French, English, American, and Latin tunes.
This channel, known as CyBC Radio Two, transmits programmes in various languages on a 24-hour basis: in Turkish for the Turkish Cypriots ( 06. 00-17. 00 ), in Armenian for the Armenians ( 17. 00-18. 00 ) and English for foreign visitors and permanent non-Greek-speaking residents ( 18. 00-06. 00 ).
Radio Yerevan, or Armenian Radio jokes have been very popular in the Soviet Union and in other Communist countries of the ex-Eastern bloc since the second half of the 20th century.
These jokes of Q & A type are allegedly from the Question & Answer series of the Armenian Radio.
: The Armenian Radio was asked: "<...>"
: The Armenian Radio answers: "<...>".
: The Armenian Radio was asked: " Is it possible to enjoy life to the fullest in the Soviet Union?
: The Armenian Radio answers: " Yes, if you like crowded trains.
: The Armenian Radio was asked: " Is it good to sleep with an open window?
: The Armenian Radio answers: " Yes, but with a woman it is better.
: The Armenian Radio was asked: " Is it true that in Moscow, Mercedes cars are being given to citizens?
: The Armenian Radio answers: " Yes, but it is not Moscow but Leningrad, not Mercedes but Ladas, and not given to but stolen from.
: The Armenian Radio was asked: " Is it true that comrade cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin's car was stolen in Moscow during the celebrations?
: The Armenian Radio answers: " In principle yes, but it was not in Moscow, rather in Kiev, and it was not his car, but his bike and it was not comrade cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, but comrade highschool teacher Gagarin and his first name was not Yuri, but Leonid ..."
: The Armenian Radio was asked: " Has poet Mayakovsky committed suicide?
The duduk recording is actually an excerpt from a song titled " The Wind Subsides ," originally recorded for a collection of Armenian music released by Radio France's Ocora label.
The Q & A-type jokes of Armenian Radio were also common.
Some of Arutiunian's works for wind instruments, notably the 1950 concerto for trumpet, the concerto for tuba, and the brass quintet Armenian Scenes, have secured their place in the international repertory, having been performed by conductors such as Valeri Gergiev, who has recorded his Symphony for large orchestra ( composed in 1957 ) with the Symphony orchestra of the Russian All-Union Radio.

Armenian and We
Peres stated: " We reject attempts to create a similarity between the Holocaust and the Armenian allegations.
In 2007, on a question on how he felt about playing against the Armenian team, an Azerbaijani news agency quoted Radjabov as saying: " We all have feelings of hate towards them.
A Turkish state department museum official added, " We could not have ignored the artifacts of our Armenian citizens, and we did not.
We have only rare segments of these songs and poems, segments which bear witness of a great spiritual wealth and the power of creation of this people and these alone are sufficient reason enough for recreating the temples of the old Armenian gods.

Armenian and know
Even though Herodotus mentions palm-wood casks used in shipping Armenian wine to Babylon in Mesopotamia, the barrel as we know it today was most likely developed by the Celts.
By the time of the Arab invasion, most of what we now know as classical Armenian architecture had formed.

Armenian and last
The Armenian government collected 383. 5 billion drams ($ 1. 26 billion ) in various taxes in the first nine months of 2008 ( a 33. 2 percent increase from the same period last year ).
Abu Salih the Armenian, writing in the last quarter of the twelfth century, makes one early reference to this belief that they possessed the Ark.
In 1896, in his last noteworthy speech, he denounced Armenian massacres by Ottomans in a talk delivered at Liverpool.
One theory regarding the origin of Yerevan's name is the city was named after the Armenian king, Yervand IV ( the Last ), the last leader of the Orontid Dynasty, and founder of the city of Yervandashat.
Artashes Geghamyan was the last mayor of the Armenian SSR and Hambartsoum Galstyan, the first mayor of the newly independent republic.
Avedis was given the name of Zildjian ( Zilciyân ) by the Sultan Osman II ( from the Turkish word zil – cymbal, dji – maker-seller, ian – a common suffix used in Armenian last names which means ' son of ') and began an industry in 1623, the details of whose main product remained secret for generations.
He deposed Artanes, the last king of Armenian Sophene and a descendant of Zariadres.
Yossarian is not an Armenian last name, however.
For the last 100 years, Western Armenian has been relegated to a language spoken only in diaspora — namely, by the Armenians who migrated to various countries in the Middle East, Europe, North America, South America, and Oceania.
Leo V or Levon V ( occasionally Leo VI ;, Levon V ; 1342 – 29 November 1393 ), of the House of Lusignan, was the last Latin king of the Armenian Kingdom of Cilicia.
After several battles against superior Mamluk forces, he locked himself in the Kapan fortress and eventually surrendered in 1375, thus putting an end to the last Armenian state until the establishment of the short lived Democratic Republic of Armenia ( 1918 – 1920 ) and the Republic of Armenia in 1991.
The last note of one tetrachord also serves as the first note of the next tetrachord-which makes a lot of Armenian folk music more or less based on a theoretically endless scale.
In 821, it formed the Armenian principality of Khachen and around the year 1000 was proclaimed the Kingdom of Artsakh, which was one of the last medieval eastern Armenian kingdoms and principalities to maintain its autonomy following the Turkic invasions of the 11th to 14th centuries.
Later, in the Caucasian Albanian period, the village of Gyutakan ( Armenian: Գյուտական, known as the " Royal Village ") became of great importance as the residence of Vachagan III the Pious ( 467-510 AD ), the last King of Caucasian Albania.
Alecko Eskandarian ( born July 9, 1982 ) is an American former famous soccer player of Armenian descent, who last played for Major League Soccer team Los Angeles Galaxy.
Today, the church no longer holds Armenian services, as the last Armenian priest retired in the 1930s.
Later weakened by the Seleucid Empire, in 201 BC the last Orontid king Orontes IV was overthrown and the kingdom was taken over by Seleucid Empire's Armenian commander Artashes, who was also a descendant of the Orontid Dynasty.
Before Armenian alphabet was created Armenians used Aramean and Greek alphabets, the last of which had a great influence on Armenian alphabet.
Stephan ’ s death causes Bagradian to withdraw for a time, during which Turkish soldiers capture the last of the Armenian livestock.
During the Armenian genocide the Royal Family sold its last few castles and properties, and permanently moved to the United States of Armerica.
Pahlavuni () was an Armenian noble family that rose to prominence in the late 10th century during the last years of the Bagratuni monarchy.

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