Stephen J. Joyce, grandson of James Joyce, at a 1986 academic conference of Joyceans in Copenhagen, said “ If my grandfather was here, he would have died laughing ... Dubliners and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man can be picked up, read, and enjoyed by virtually anybody without scholarly guides, theories, and intricate explanations, as can Ulysses, if you forget about all the hue and cry.

* reference to an indefinite person, for example: " If anybody comes, tell him "

If such upstanding people could be witches, then anybody could be a witch, and church membership was no protection from accusation.

If anybody was really stuck or maybe in an attempt of being hijacked of their lorry or similar life-threatening situation they should call for help on the most-used Channel, which is 19.

" As Deal was leaving the studio to smoke a cigarette, she exclaimed " If anybody touches my stuff, I'll kill ya.

*" If anybody congratulates you, you kick them in the shin, unless it's an old lady over 80.

(...) If anybody intends to extinguish the history ( by prohibiting its publication ) of the nation on the pretext of taking action under the above sections, his act will have to be treated as malafide one.

If I play well, I can beat anybody.

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If Junius was doing what others did, he did it better than anybody else ; a fact which sufficiently explains his rapid popularity.

If the number is great they may form two or three rows so that everybody and anybody can participate in the dance.

If betrayed, the huldra can punish the man severely, as in one case from Sigdal, when she avenged her pride on a young braggart she had sworn to marry, on the promise that he would not tell anybody of her.

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:" If the director of CIA wanted to extend a present, say, to someone in Europe — a Labour leader — suppose he just thought, This man can use fifty thousand dollars, he's working well and doing a good job-he could hand it to him and never have to account to anybody ...

" As Morgenthau later wrote, " If anybody knew how we really set the gold price through a combination of lucky numbers, etc., I think they would be frightened.

Reports indicated that such a response to disruption was planned ; one campaign volunteers was quoted as saying, " If anybody acts up, I just start chanting, ' Four more years!

If interpreted this way, the result would be that anybody buying or selling movies without knowing their content might be held criminally liable.

If one is a member of a clan or recognized friend of another player, he / she may view the statistics, status, and server and game location of anybody on the respective lists, as well as the other user's " Description " and " Hometown " at that user's discretion.

If anybody has the idea of a quota, they forgot to check with the minister.

If anybody saves Aria from something, she always rewards the hero with hugs and kisses, with Ninja being no exception.

If I proposed that anybody trying to knife or pistol another person should walk away and resume his daily amusements if the knife broke or the pistol missed fire, they would certainly ask me if I had contemplated the possibility of encouraging the employment of knives and pistols.

If he had made a gesture like that, well, anybody who knows me knows that Ruth would have ended up on his ass.

If anybody did not pay this tax his wife and children were taken from him.

If he had married her, he'd have been asking for trouble.

If the bluff failed and they ran into trouble, Brannon had told the others, they would withdraw -- and he would come after his son another time.

If he wondered whether the attackers would allow him to pull away unmolested, he had his answer a moment later.

If the Union conceded this to them, the same right must be conceded to each remaining state whenever it saw fit to secede: This would destroy the federal balance between it and the states, and in the end sacrifice to the sovereignty of the states all the liberty the citizens had gained by their Union.

If any had escaped expulsion by hiding, they certainly would not frequent the market-place.

If a child had a single drop of Negro blood, he would revert to the ancestral line which, except as slaves under a superior race, had not made one step of progress in 3,000 years.

If he had been `` liquidated '' in some way, he would have become a martyr, a rallying point for people who shared his ideas.

If in any one calculation Ptolemy had had to invoke 83 epicycles all at once, while Copernicus never required more than one third this number, then ( in the sense obvious to Margenau ) Ptolemaic astronomy would be simpler than Copernican.

If you had screamed right there in the street where we stood, I could not have felt more fear.

If to be innocent is to be helpless, then I had been -- as are we all -- helpless at the start.

If Hammarskjold had not wanted the list disposed of in this manner, and if Bang-Jensen had not wanted it -- who had ordered it??

If Gorton wanted peace and quiet for his complicated meditations this is where he should have had it.

If his circumspection in regard to Philip's sensibilities went so far that he even refused to grant a dispensation for the marriage of Amadee's daughter, Agnes, to the son of the dauphin of Vienne -- a truly peacemaking move according to thirteenth-century ideas, for Savoy and Dauphine were as usual fighting on opposite sides -- for fear that he might seem to be favoring the anti-French coalition, he would certainly never take the far more drastic step of ordering the return of Gascony to Edward, even though, as he admitted to the English ambassadors, he had been advised that the original cession was invalid.

If this capacity had not failed them, they would see that their enemy has made a disastrous miscalculation.

If he had had a son, he would tell him, `` Gather ye rosebuds while ye may This same flower that smiles today tomorrow will be dying ''.

If he had any worries, it was only the small ones, about Mother in New York, and his daughter Edwina and what she might be doing at this hour, with her Aunt Asia, in Philadelphia.

If we had, then one of us would have had to go instead.

If he had income other than wages subject to withholding, he may be required to file Form 1040.

If our SAC bombers were, today, capable of surviving a surprise missile attack and because of infinite dispersion or long endurance had the capability to strike at Russia again, and again, and again, those bombers would unquestionably assure our military dominance.