The horrifying humor, the specifically sexual embarrassment of the joke gone wrong, the monstrous image of the fat man dressed up as a whore dressing up as a baby ; ;

Since nothing is known about the life of this Homer, the common joke — also recycled with regard to Shakespeare — has it that the poems " were not written by Homer, but by another man of the same name.

Michael Lehmann, the man behind the original film, however, has denied that a sequel's development, saying " Winona's been talking about this for years — she brings it up every once in a while and Dan Waters and I will joke about it, but as far as I know there's no script and no plans to do the sequel.

A running joke in these stories is that they often feature a car accident in which one of the characters is run down — in every case, the same man is driving the car, and always responds with the same line: " Sorry mate, I didn't see him / her !".

The term " Jefferies tube " was originally an inside joke among the original Star Trek production staff, a reference to Original Series art director Matt Jefferies, the man who designed the original starship Enterprise.

This author points out that Casca praises Brutus at face value, but then inadvertently compares him to a disreputable joke of a man by calling him an alchemist, “ Oh, he sits high in all the people ’ s hearts ,/ And that which would appear offence in us / His countenance, like richest alchemy ,/ Will change to virtue and to worthiness ” ( I. iii. 158-60 ).

" One joke they find particularly amusing goes, " I met a man who had a son, he also had a daughter too!

According to William Anthony Nericcio, the name derives from a joke about a Mexican man nicknamed " Speedy " either because of his premature ejaculation or quick copulation, though the name of the character was not intended to be derogatory .< ref >

It's a tender story of a bored and broken man seeking redemption, pouring himself into a cause that he finds important that everyone else thinks is a laughable joke, and finding spiritual enlightenment in spite of his entire endeavor being twisted by corrupt politicians as an excuse to wage war.

* A sketch in an episode of the Canadian TV series The Kids in the Hall features an attempt to stage the act, which is foiled by a straight man ( Dave Foley ) who is at first inattentive, and then outsmarts the joke by explaining, in tedious detail, why the other comedian was confused.

In a joke told in Spanish, a European zoo hires a man to acquire all the animals on a long list.

He is portrayed as a big old man with a long white beard, with a gentle manner and always welcoming the characters that have died ( just for the joke ).

He had been in a television advert for Polaroid cameras, and he told the joke, ' I am the only man ever allowed to say on television " you take it out and hold it in your hand, and in only 20 seconds it develops-or a minute if you want it in colour.

Heston further commented on the Clooney joke: " I don't know the man – never met him, never even spoken to him, but I feel sorry for George Clooney – one day he may get Alzheimer's disease.

His brave attempt ( the motion was defeated by 196 to 73, Disraeli the old fox abstaining ) was greeted with smiles from the average man, guffaws from Punch ( one joke showed a group of gentlemen besieging a female Cabinet Minister, haw haw haw ), and disappearing frowns from a sad majority of educated women, who maintained that their influence was best exerted from home.

Gallico says she comes to an understanding of Peyrot as " a man who had tried to be and live a life of evil, who to mock God and man had perpetuated a monstrous joke by creating his puppets like man, in his image and filling them with love and kindness.

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He usually bounced his gags off announcer / straight man Graham McNamee ; Wynn's customary opening, " Tonight, Graham, the show's gonna be different ," became one of the most familiar tag-lines of its time ; a sample joke: " Graham, my uncle just bought a new second-handed car ... he calls it Baby!

Connolly made the most of the opportunity and told a bawdy joke about a man who had murdered his wife and buried her bottom-up so he'd have somewhere to park his bike.

In 1997 the San Francisco Chronicle reported that a man had died when he put a Jack Dempsey into his mouth as a joke: the fish presumably erected its fin spines to avoid being swallowed, a characteristic cichlid anti-predator response, and became wedged in the man's throat.

A brief monologue beginning " A man pops in a bar ..." will be a joke.

Instead, Legman learned the joke from a young man who grew up in a broken home.

* Navi ( Ivan backwards ), a star also named Gamma Cassiopeiae: Grissom and one of his flight crews had used the star to calibrate their equipment, wrote the name in logs as a joke and it eventually stuck.

Stevenson is also referenced in Wayne's World 2 (" Waynestock " is held in an Aurora, Illinois park named for Stevenson ), Plain Clothes ( the high school is named for Stevenson ), Annie Hall ( Woody Allen's character tells a standup joke about the Stevenson-Eisenhower campaign ) and Breakfast at Tiffany's .< ref >

The name Parrot came from an April Fool's joke which announced a hypothetical language, named Parrot, that would unify Python and Perl.

A common joke in comedic television and film involves people getting ESP ( an abbreviation for Extrasensory Perception, and an irony considering ESPN was initially supposed to be named " ESP ") confused with ESPN, often including someone saying something along the lines of " I know these kind of things, I've got ESPN ".

* 12. 1 April 1, 2012 ( With an April Fool's joke named " Install Wizard ")

Those " in " on the joke, however, also enjoy the use of his name: a snack bar at Brown ( Josiah's or Jo's for short ) and the library's card catalog ( Josiah ) are named for him.

Colrain City ( which constitutes the town center ), was originally named as a joke during the mid 19th-century, since the small village was clearly anything but a city.

Fanny and her Radlett cousins have long suspected that the sexually ambiguous Boy, whom they have named the " Lecherous Lecturer ," has pedophile tendencies and he is a joke amongst Fanny's cousins for his inappropriate touches and furtive, " lecherous " behaviour towards young girls.

The bossing about by THAMES monitors caused the normal CB users in north London to create many joke CB monitor groups, including groups named after local waterways such as River Lee, Pymmes Park Lake monitors.

* Wufgang Bark ( voiced by Edward Kelsey ): Another one-shot villain, a canine with frazzled hair who was patterned after Ludwig van Beethoven and named ( apparently ) after Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart with his last name a joke on the name Johann Sebastian Bach.

It was first discovered in 1922 in Brazil, and named by an Irishman Thomas Lincoln Casey, Jr. An entomologist at New York's Museum of Natural History thought that, because there was not a Latin name or Brazilian name associated with this weevil, it was probably named Zyzzyva as a practical joke to place it in a prominent ending position in many guides and manuals.

* Hillbilly Moment – Amanda and Drake dress as stereotypical hillbillies named Lula Mae and Eenis ( respectively ), and tell knock-knock jokes which always end with Lula Mae hitting Eenis over the head with the subject of the knock-knock joke.

The joke is that the variables tend to be named after basic foodstuffs, the stacks are called ' mixing bowls ' and the instructions for manipulating them ' mix ', ' stir ', etc .. A program, then, reads much like a cooking recipe.

The name of the doctor is an inside joke: Smith and Dale, both being Jewish, named the physician Kronkheit, which is Yiddish and German for " sickness ".

Originally on learning that he had been named King of Croatia he told close colleagues that he thought his nomination was a bad joke by his cousin King Victor Emmanuel III though he accepted the crown out of a sense of duty.

It describes a practical joke allegedly perpetrated in 1824 by a retired ship carpenter named Lozier.

However, both Lars Knudsen and Sean Murphy found minor weaknesses in this version, prompting a redesign of the key schedule to one suggested by Knudsen ; these variants were named SAFER SK-64 and SAFER SK-128 respectively — the " SK " standing for " Strengthened Key schedule ", though the RSA FAQ reports that, " one joke has it that SK really stands for ' Stop Knudsen ', a wise precaution in the design of any block cipher ".

* At the end of the film Mary Poppins, Mr. Dawes, Sr. ( Dick Van Dyke ) is said to have literally died laughing after being told a joke: " I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

The novel relates that Maj. Major was named " Major Major Major " by his father, as a joke.

Another recurring joke is the use of fictional apparatus and materials used in the experiments – items such as the Besselheim plate pokes fun at real lab equipment, often named after their designers ( e. g. Petri dish, Erlenmeyer flask ).

He was named Quoth by his previous owner, a wizard with no sense of humour who was attempting to make a joke by referencing the famous line in " The Raven " by Edgar Allan Poe.

He is usually flanked by his two robot bodyguards, Bert and Ernie, named after " a private joke no one under 40 understands ".