" One of his favorite jokes was about a woman with two sons, one of whom went to sea and one of whom was elected vice president ; neither was ever heard of again.

In 1939, he was the host of Stop Me If You've Heard This One with panelists spontaneously finishing jokes sent in by listeners.

One feature in the early issues was the “ Aesop Revisited ”, a full-page comic strip which let him work in a wealth of puns and background jokes.

Gags galore were delivered weekly on Stop Me If You've Heard This One and Can You Top This ?, panel programs devoted to the art of telling jokes.

* Euripides: One of the great tragic poets, he is the butt of jokes in many of Aristophanes plays and he even appears as a character in three of them ( The Acharnians, Thesmophoriazusae and The Frogs ).

One of the show's running jokes which occurred in virtually every episode, was that at some point, one of the comedians would insult Quinn over what he was wearing.

Among other relatives of Fred include: Giggles Flintstone, a rich, eccentric practical joker whose jokes drive Fred into a mad rage ; Uncle Tex, Fred's rich Texan uncle ; Tumbleweed ( who, strangely enough, resembles Uncle Tex ) and Mary Lou Jim, Fred's rich Texan cousins ; and Rocky Flintstone, Fred's grandfather, who was a veteran of Stone World War One.

One of the series ' running jokes revolves around Bender having emotions, while technically he should be unfeeling.

One of the show's running jokes involves cast members explaining that " it's free to get in, but you have to pay to leave.

* One of his jokes can still be seen.

One of the many recurring jokes about Carver is that he secretly owns and tries on women's clothing.

One can see the two hosts having their makeup fixed and discussing everything from whom one has recently met to inside jokes between the hosts.

One of the insider jokes, referring to an unsuccessful attempt by St Edmund's to get official recognition from the University, ran as follows: Two Cambridge MAs meet on a train.

One popular humorous tradition from Eastern Europe involved tales of the people of Chełm, a town reputed in these jokes to be inhabited by fools.

One example of these jokes: " When I see that woman, I'm like Shaq doing Shakespeare-I just don't know how to act !".

One of the best-known jokes Brigstocke uses is an ironic commentary on the controversy regarding the influence of video games on children:

One of his memorable stand-up jokes was that, when he was a boy, he and his friends would go see a cowboy movie at the local cinema, then come out all ready to play " Cowboys and Indians ".

One of the most notable moments from the series, was when an audience member asked Skinner and Baddiel if the jokes are actually rehearsed before the show goes out live, only to rip his clothes off in one go exposing himself naked only to be escorted out by security.

One of the comic's early out-of-context jokes, from June 22, 1967, was this one:

One of the characters he created was " White Fang ," a large dog that played outrageous practical jokes on the seamen.

One of the long-running jokes of the show was the town bridge.

One of his favorite words is arse ( which is considered rather mild among Russian vulgarities ), and there is a series of jokes where Rzhevsky answers " arse " to some innocent question.

One of the most obscure jokes in the film occurs when a mechanic is asked about a nondescript broken part he has removed from a car, and replies " Well I don't know the English word, but in Welsh we call it a be ' chi ' ngalw.

One did not have to be Jewish necessarily in order to be a " Jewish mother ", and Jewish mother jokes were enjoyed by the population at large, Jewish and non-Jewish alike.

One of the most fascinating and intriguing aspects of Ancestral Puebloan infrastructure is at Chaco Canyon and is the Chaco Road, a system of roads radiating out from many great house sites such as Pueblo Bonito, Chetro Ketl and Una Vida, and leading towards small outlier sites and natural features within and beyond the canyon limits.

On June 4, 2010, it was announced that Albert would not be continuing his NFL on Westwood One duties beyond the 2009 season.

The henads are beyond being, like the One itself, but they stand at the head of chains of causation ( seirai ) and in some manner give to these chains their particular character.

However, beyond its own station, the soul has Intellect as its goal, and ultimately has unification with the One as it goal.

After walking a further 20 miles, the three remaining men made their final camp on 19 March, short of One Ton Depot, but 24 miles ( 38 km ) beyond the original intended location of the depot.

One potential result of the Laffer curve is that increasing tax rates beyond a certain point will become counterproductive for raising further tax revenue.

One of the early results from the Infrared Astronomy Satellite ( IRAS ) was the discovery of excess infrared flux coming from Vega, beyond what would be expected from the star alone.

One of the few groups of excavated houses in the city outside the walls lies beyond Grave Circle B and belongs to the same period.

Plotinus taught that there is a supreme, totally transcendent " One ", containing no division, multiplicity or distinction ; beyond all categories of being and non-being.

The One, being beyond all attributes including being and non-being, is the source of the world — but not through any act of creation, willful or otherwise, since activity cannot be ascribed to the unchangeable, immutable One.

The One is not just an intellectual conception but something that can be experienced, an experience where one goes beyond all multiplicity.

One conversation centered on the ever accelerating progress of technology and changes in the mode of human life, which gives the appearance of approaching some essential singularity in the history of the race beyond which human affairs, as we know them, could not continue.

One such belief is that there simply and literally is no reality beyond the perceptions or beliefs we each have about reality.

While the fundamental technology underlying the Marathon engine is still considered rather outdated by today's standards, Aleph One has added significant improvements and a more modern polish to its capabilities and ported it to a wide variety of platforms, bringing Marathon and its derivatives far beyond their Mac roots.

* The intelligibility of the universe: One would anticipate that evolutionary selection would produce hominid minds apt for coping with everyday experience, but that these minds should also be able to understand the subatomic world and general relativity goes far beyond anything of relevance to survival fitness.

The crest was the " The Eye of Providence in a radiant Triangle whose Glory extends over the Shield and beyond the Figures ", and the motto E Pluribus Unum ( Out of Many, One ) in a scroll at the bottom.

One of the oldest techniques that has been used often, is that of teichoscopy or the " viewing from the wall ", in which actors observe events beyond the confines of the stage, such as a distant battle, and discuss it on stage while the battle is taking place, as opposed to the event being reported by messengers at a later time after the event has happened.

One full orbit later, when the Sun has returned to the same apparent position relative to the background stars, the Earth's axial tilt is not now directly towards the Sun: because of the effects of precession, it is a little way " beyond " this.

One historian described this title as " a phrase which can only be interpreted as a Latin rendering of the English title Bretwalda "; but it may be that at that time these titles would not have been acknowledged much beyond Worcester, where this and other documents from the 730s that use similar titles were written.

" I worship Him, who is the embodiment of Pure Consciousness, in whom doubts are dried and actions cease, who is beyond all change, time and destruction, who is full, pure, mute and eternal, who is Satchidananda ( Existence-Absolute, Knowledge-Absolute and Bliss-Absolute ), who is the incommunicable place personified, who is all-effulgence and effulgence embodied, who is the beneficent One, the radiant vision of Infinite Beauty and Beatitude.

Since its creation in 2006, the Common Reading Experience has examined books including Folding Paper Cranes: An Atomic Memoir ; Mountains beyond Mountains: The Quest of Dr. Paul Farmer, A Man Who Would Cure the World ; Enrique's Journey: The Story of a Boy's Dangerous Odyssey to Reunite with his Mother ; Outcasts United: An American Town, a Refugee Team, and One Woman's Quest to Make a Difference ; and The Heart & the Fist: The education of a humanitarian, the making of a Navy seal.

One way round censorship was to publish dissident works in large print to increase the number of pages beyond 320.

One example of magic realism is when a character in the story continues to be alive beyond the normal length of life and this is subtly depicted by the character being present throughout many generations.

One of the two Mustangs was so badly damaged that it was judged beyond repair and scrapped.