Program note reads as follows:

His mother ( Eric Idle ) reads the joke, at first believing it to be a suicide note, and also dies laughing.

The instrument's key tells which pitch will sound when the player plays a note written as C. A player of a B clarinet who reads a written C will sound a B while the player of an F horn will read the same note and sound an F.

" He reads the note, then breaks down ; despite Carol's firm belief that " hearts don't break ... they only bend ," Peter wonders about the hearts of those who were still protected in innocence: " What about hearts in Atlantis?

But when they get back, Eva is gone, and Willie reads her note and they go to the airport to stop her from leaving.

In a dungeon-crawling portion of the adventure game, a note on the wall reads " MONSTER SURPRISED YOU.

Noggin's note reads: " I, Nogbad the Bad do hereby promise to be Good.

Kaiser William II's handwritten note on the official report of the battle reads: " It remains a mystery what made Spee attack the Falkland Islands.

He leaves behind a note that simply reads, " Done because we are too menny.

She leaves a note which reads: " Sorry, just not big enough.

Please note: Some individuals in an attempt to portray provenance of their vehicles, point to a sticker inside the driver's door that reads, in part, " AERO.

He sits in Kane's office and reads a note written to him by Kane.

The American Museum of Natural History in New York City has a sample of dung with a note attached to it that reads " deposited by Theodore Roosevelt ".

Sudarshan should not be omitted, ( there is, however, a note in Glauber's paper that reads: " Uses of these states as generating functions for the-quantum states have, however, been made by J. Schwinger ).

Fortunately, Phelps reads Mirza's warning note in time, and the two escape.

The resolution, which touches on the many highlights of Collins's career, reads, in part, " It is the sense of this Legislative Body to take note of and publicly acknowledge the significant milestones of those individuals from this noble Empire State who have distinguished themselves through their exemplary careers, pioneering spirit and purposeful lives.

As " On Your Own Again " by Scott Walker plays on the soundtrack, Yorke is seen placing a note that reads " i am not here and this is not really happening " on his hotel windowpane, which looks out onto midtown Manhattan.

It is also seen in " E. Peterbus Unum " ( where he hands Meg a note that reads " I think Mrs. Griffin is hot ") and in " Model Misbehavior " ( where he says that he will masturbate to pictures of her ).

They are greeted by Lois Luthor with the last weapon, a small note written by Lex that reads, " Why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle, Superman?

Jefferson's note reads " Specimen of Mr. Bowdoin's wool, from American sheep raised on his Island of " Nanshaw ".

Rosine reads the actual note, which contains instructions for her to start a fight with Bartholo.

The next morning, Jimmy spots the note and reads it.

The sarcophagus inscription, which was broken into two pieces at some point prior to the 19th century and set into the wall of the Church of St Martin in Podstrana Croatia, reads ( note that " 7 " is a rendering of the symbol used by scribes to represent the word centurio ):

We note that, first, America has already made great contributions in the past two years to the world's fund of knowledge of astrophysics and space science.

The first productive period came when he was considering poetry as a vocation, before he had decided to write fiction for a living ( in his note for Who's Who he wrote that he `` wrote verses 1865 - 1868 ; ;

The first such controversy of note concerned that of the growing influence of the Catholic Revival manifested in the tractarian and so-called ritualism controversies of the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.

" Amazing Grace ", with the words written by Newton and joined with " New Britain ", the melody most currently associated with it, appeared for the first time in Walker's shape note tunebook Southern Harmony in 1847.

* According to a note of Isaac de Beausobre ’ s, Jean Hardouin accepted the first three of these, taking the four others for the initials of the Greek anthrōpoussōzōn hagiōi xylōi, “ saving mankind by the holy cross .”

The Dodo, who in this adaptation of the book is named Uilleam and is portrayed by Michael Gough, bears a down of brilliant blue and is one of Alice's advisers, who also took first note of her identity as the true Alice.

On December 11, 13 games into his first NFL season as head coach, Bobby Petrino resigned without notice to coach at the University of Arkansas, leaving the beleaguered players only a note in the locker room.

Of significant note is that it was the first new game for the system whose game card has an authentic " curved lip " plastic shell.

The first governor was Sir John Houblon, who is depicted in the £ 50 note issued in 1994.

The predominance of natural history, books and manuscripts began to lessen when in 1772 the Museum acquired its first antiquities of note ; Sir William Hamilton's collection of Greek vases.

" The ' most comprehensive explanation ' of the origin of the Balfour Declaration the Foreign Office was able to provide was contained in a small ' unofficial ' note of Jan 1923 affirming that: little is known of how the policy represented by the Declaration was first given form.

The second partial ( first overtone ) is the lowest note of each tubing length practical to play on half-tube instruments.

One could note a certain irony: one of the first acts of many of the newly independent states was to adopt the law of the foreign sovereign from whom independence had just been gained.

The formula that yields this temperature is based on the first law of thermodynamics and takes note of the fact that the heat of combustion is used entirely for heating the fuel, the combustion air or oxygen, and the combustion product gases ( commonly referred to as the flue gas ).

Some think the name was chosen from the classic Chinese book the I Ching ; others note that the first character of his courtesy name is also the first character of the courtesy name of his brother and other male relatives on the same generation line, while the second character of his courtesy name shi ( 石 — meaning " stone ") suggests the second character of his " register name " tai ( 泰 — the famous Mount Tai of China ).

It consists of regular broken chords, with the lowest note sounding first, then the highest, then the middle and then the highest again.

* Sauer, Tilman, 1999, " The relativity of discovery: Hilbert's first note on the foundations of physics ," Arch.

A historical note on the Reverend John Clinch, first Canadian vaccinator.

While Charles Darwin is mainly noted for his treatise on evolution, he was one of the founders of soil ecology, and he made note of the first ecological experiment in The Origin of Species.

Michael Faraday, in his electrolysis experiments, was the first to note the discrete nature of electric charge.

RotoNews. com also launched in January 1997 and published its first player note on February 16, 1997.

The first electric guitarist of note to use a seven-string guitar was jazz guitarist George Van Eps, who was a pioneer of this instrument.

The Christian groups first called " gnostic " a branch of Christianity, however Joseph Jacobs and Ludwig Blau ( Jewish Encyclopedia, 1911 ) note that much of the terminology employed is Jewish and note that this " proves at least that the principal elements of gnosticism were derived from Jewish speculation, while it does not preclude the possibility of new wine having been poured into old bottles.