Henry ( portrayed by Homer ) quickly orders Anne's beheading after realizing she is a he.

Hud, who suspects what the problem might be when Homer tells him the origin of the newly bought cattle, recommends they quickly sell them before word gets out.

The news about the encounter spreads quickly and Bigfoot hunters converge on the woods to capture Homer.

Bart then goes to his father, Homer, for help, and the duo quickly pursue Kang and Kodos to the brewery.

The Homer Laughlin Company quickly added several additional items to the line.

Homer wakes up after his hair is caught fire but quickly succumbs to the thick smoke and faints.

It is a huge success, and inspired by this, Barney Gumble starts a rival company and quickly puts Homer out of business.

They quickly bond as Homer plays Malibu Stacey with her ( while simultaneously managing to attack Ned Flanders ).

Bart quickly shouts out " that's my face, you idiot " Homer gets enraged at being called an idiot and does the trademark " why you little ..!

Homer does not want to kill his wife ( or himself, an alternative he is given but quickly rejects ), and he tries to plead to God that he wants to get out of the job after leading Him to believe that he killed Marge.

However, their presence quickly disrupt the normal family routine, and Marge orders Homer to evict them, leading him to try to get the three re-admitted to school.

Homer therefore tries to please Marge by entering the two into a tournament, but they quickly turn into rivals when Marge replaces Homer with Bart as her partner.

Homer quickly joins in with the fans to support the Isotopes, who end up winning the National League pennant.

In the episode, Homer becomes a local celebrity after bowling a 300 game, but his fame quickly fades as " yesterday's news ".

A sheriff quickly arrives on the scene and despite the fact that Homer is the sole guilty culprit, the entire family is charged for killing the alligator.

A high-speed chase quickly ensues between Homer, in his mobile museum, and the celebrities in their Hummer.

Homer notices that Mark Hamill and Mayor Quimby are in danger of being trampled due to the riot and quickly rescues them.

Homer begins training at " Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy ," where he quickly graduates and begins his new job.

Homer is applauded for saving the network, but it quickly becomes apparent that he does not have the money, prompting pledge drive host Betty White and a mob of characters and personalities from various PBS shows ( including the Teletubbies, Oscar the Grouch, Yo-Yo Ma, Elmo, Fred Rogers and Big Bird ) to chase him through the streets.

Realizing that he is most likely the father, Abe runs away quickly, though Homer is quite taken with his half-sister.

After renewing his driver's license ( which Patty quickly gave to him in return that he would not wink at her again ), Grampa convinces Homer to let him borrow the car to romance her.

Homer and Marge go Christmas shopping at the Try-N-Save, where frenzied shoppers are quickly snatching the holiday season's most popular toys.

the blows that he gets in Homer.

As Homer and Bart try to find a way back to civilization, Homer gets himself covered in mud and is mistaken for Bigfoot by a naturalist.

Also in the episode, Mark Hamill gets carried by Homer in a fashion which parodies the way Costner carries Houston in the film.

Homer asks if Marge is ready for a " real workout " which turns out to be a request to wax the car, after which he gets beaten by Marge into meekly saying that he was just kidding.

Homer becomes despondent about losing his secret club and replaces every member with monkeys which he gets drunk and makes act out civil war battles.

However, when Homer starts writing conspiracy theories about flu shots, he gets sent to an island where people who know too much are imprisoned.

When he gets home, Homer tries to send out a message to the police through his computer, but is stopped by Number Two taking over the computer and is caught by his doppelganger.

Homer gets shunned by his family when they find out, and becomes even more depressed when he finds out that the Astrolabe cannot be exchanged, thus meaning that Homer can't undo his mistake.

Homer gets the idea to do the ultimate good deed: steal Christmas.

When Homer refuses to follow Frink's instructions, the ship gets stuck in Burns ' heart.

However, the mail-order company sends him vocabulary builder tapes instead, and Homer gets fatter and fatter while his vocabulary increases, through hypnopædia.

In order to get Homer to buy him a 10-speed bike, Bart gets the bike he already has run over by Dr. Hibbert's Mercedes-Benz G500.

The family structure is soon reversed when Homer gets fired by Mr. Burns ( thanks to wearing one of Bart's T-shirts ) and asks Bart for $ 200 to pay the $ 100 bill for their dinner in a restaurant and for breaking some bathroom fixtures there.

Homer endeavors to make Bart more masculine by forcing him to look at a cigarette billboard featuring scantily clad women in hopes Bart will be attracted to girls, but instead Bart gets the urge to smoke " anything slim.

When Homer gets home that day, Marge immediately shoves the picture in his face and demands an explanation.

At that point, Bart inadvertently reveals that it was his picture, and Homer gets angry at him for taking the picture.

The audience applauds and Homer gets caught up in the fanfare and starts dancing with the showgirls, until he sees Bart and realizes what he was supposed to do.

Homer gets a new job with Burns as a " freelance consultant " and then wonders what the lump on his neck is.

Homer gets sidetracked and when they finally go to the toy store, all the diaries are sold out.

The next day, Homer gets an idea from Moe to hire Dexter Colt, a private detective, to find out facts about Lisa so he can appear to know things about her.