A tribute album consisting primarily of Modern Lovers songs, If I Were a Richman: a Tribute to the Music of Jonathan Richman, was released by Wampus Multimedia in 2001.

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If the circumstances are faced frankly it is not reasonable to expect this to be true.

If his dancers are sometimes made to look as if they might be creatures from Mars, this is consistent with his intention of placing them in the orbit of another world, a world in which they are freed of their pedestrian identities.

If a work is divided into several large segments, a last-minute drawing of random numbers may determine the order of the segments for any particular performance.

If they avoid the use of the pungent, outlawed four-letter word it is because it is taboo ; ;

If Wilhelm Reich is the Moses who has led them out of the Egypt of sexual slavery, Dylan Thomas is the poet who offers them the Dionysian dialectic of justification for their indulgence in liquor, marijuana, sex, and jazz.

If he is the child of nothingness, if he is the predestined victim of an age of atomic wars, then he will consult only his own organic needs and go beyond good and evil.

If it is an honest feeling, then why should she not yield to it??

If he thus achieves a lyrical, dreamlike, drugged intensity, he pays the price for his indulgence by producing work -- Allen Ginsberg's `` Howl '' is a striking example of this tendency -- that is disoriented, Dionysian but without depth and without Apollonian control.

If love reflects the nature of man, as Ortega Y Gasset believes, if the person in love betrays decisively what he is by his behavior in love, then the writers of the beat generation are creating a new literary genre.

If he is good, he may not be legal ; ;

If the man on the sidewalk is surprised at this question, it has served as an exclamation.

If the existent form is to be retained new factors that reinforce it must be introduced into the situation.

If we remove ourselves for a moment from our time and our infatuation with mental disease, isn't there something absurd about a hero in a novel who is defeated by his infantile neurosis??

If many of the characters in contemporary novels appear to be the bloodless relations of characters in a case history it is because the novelist is often forgetful today that those things that we call character manifest themselves in surface behavior, that the ego is still the executive agency of personality, and that all we know of personality must be discerned through the ego.

If he is a traditionalist, he is an eclectic traditionalist.

If our sincerity is granted, and it is granted, the discrepancy can only be explained by the fact that we have come to believe hearsay and legend about ourselves in preference to an understanding gained by earnest self-examination.

If to be innocent is to be helpless, then I had been -- as are we all -- helpless at the start.

If a team places high enough at selected USASF / IASF sanctioned national competitions, they could be included in the Cheerleading Worlds and compete against teams from all over the world, as well as receive money for placing.

If their economical structures are competitive, it is likely there will be no incentive for a FTA, or only selected areas of goods and services will be covered to fulfill the Economic interests between the two signatories of FTA.

If the Omega 13 feature is selected before watching the movie however, it comes up with an " Access Denied " error.

* Robustness: If the model, cost function and learning algorithm are selected appropriately the resulting ANN can be extremely robust.

If there are several IBGP routes from the neighbor, the one with the highest LOCAL_PREFERENCE is selected unless there are several routes with the same LOCAL_PREFERENCE.

If Help and Project pages is selected, you can search the " Help " and " Wikipedia " namespaces.

If Everything is selected, you can search in all namespaces.

If correctly selected, it reaches terminal velocity, which can be measured by the time it takes to pass two marks on the tube.

If a randomly selected individual tests positive, what is the probability he or she is a user?

If the defendant was selected from a large group merely because of the evidence under consideration, then this fact should be included in weighing how incriminating that evidence is.

If the " load-when-needed " option is selected, double clicking a " classic " application first launches Classic, which can be configured to appear in a window resembling the display of a computer booting into Mac OS 9.

If they are selected to serve as a pilot ( aircraft ), they will serve 8 – 11 years minimum from their date of winging, and if they are selected to serve as a naval flight officer they will serve 6 – 8 years.

If a smaller size is requested than is available, the smallest available size is selected and halved.

If the highest percentage of absorption of a drug takes place in the stomach, a coating that dissolves quickly and easily in acid will be selected.

If the selected committee were the Policy Review Committee, a member was designated to serve as study chairman.

* If the dealer give more or fewer than five cards to his adversary or to himself, or do not adhere to the order of distribution first selected, and the error be discovered before the trump card is turned, the non-dealer, before he looks at his hand, may require the dealer to rectify the error, or may claim a fresh deal.

If no trump is selected, it is a misdeal, and the deal is passed clockwise ( unless it was agreed upon to play stick the dealer, an option that involves forcing the dealer to choose a trump ( see the Bidding section in Euchre variations )).

If two bridges have equal priority then the MAC addresses are compared ; for example, if switches A ( MAC = 0200. 0000. 1111 ) and B ( MAC = 0200. 0000. 2222 ) both have a priority of 32768 then switch A will be selected as the root bridge.

If selected, the center would be located in Flora's Industrial Park.

If a device did respond, it did so by saying it was moving to a new randomly selected higher address.

This comprehensive study indicating, among other things, that transport deregulation reduced distribution costs in the United States from about 14 % of gross domestic product to under 11 % ( If this measure is selected, current dollar savings can be calculated by multiplying current GDP by @ 3 %).< sup > in article </ sup >

If one reading occurs more often than another at the same level of the tree, then the dominant reading is selected.

If embryonic stem cells are to be used for gene targeting to make a chimera, the following procedure is common: a construct for homologous recombination for the gene targeted will be introduced into cultured mouse embryonic stem cells from the donor mouse, by way of electroporation ; cells positive for the recombination event will have antibiotic resistance, provided by the insertion cassette used in the gene targeting ; and be able to be positively selected for.