If you don't leave this country within 3 days, your life will be taken the same as Powell's was.

I showed her the shower and tub, and she said, smiling, `` If you really don't mind, I think I'll get clean in the shower, then soak for a few minutes in your tub.

If you'd get out of your back yard once in a while you might even get her your ownself ''.

If there's no suitable academy in your own neighborhood, there's always New England.

If `` Jack the Courtier '' is really to be taken as Swift, the following remark is obviously Steele's comment on Swift's change of parties and its effect on their friendship: `` I assure you, dear Jack, when I first found out such an Allay in you, as makes you of so malleable a Constitution, that you may be worked into any Form an Artificer pleases, I foresaw I should not enjoy your Favour much longer ''.

If within one year you can make a success out of the American, you can practically name your own salary thereafter.

`` If you can firmly make the good knight sure to pleasure our Corporation '', Sturley wrote, `` besides that ordinary allowance for your diet you shall have 20 for recompence ''.

If you elect to use the Standard Deduction or the Tax Table, and later find you should have itemized your deductions, you may do so by filing an amended return within the time prescribed for filing a claim for refund.

If you use a fiscal year, a year ending on the last day of any month other than December, your return is due on or before the 15th day of the 4th month after the close of your tax year.

If you were required to file a declaration of estimated tax for the calendar year 1961, it is not necessary to pay the fourth installment otherwise due on January 15, 1962, if you file your income tax return Form 1040, and pay your tax in full for the calendar year 1961 by January 31, 1962.

If you are a nonresident alien and a resident of Puerto Rico, your return is also due June 15, 1962, or the 15th day of the 6th month after the close of your fiscal year.

If you are unable to sign the request, because of illness or other good cause, another person who stands in close personal or business relationship to you may sign the request on your behalf, stating the reason why you are unable to sign.

If your computation on Form 1040 or Form 1040A shows you owe additional tax, it should be remitted with your return unless you owe less than $1, in which case it is forgiven.

If you file Form 1040A and the District Director computes your tax, you will be sent a bill if additional tax is due.

If you file Form 1040A and the District Director computes your tax, any refund to which you are entitled will be mailed to you.

If you file a Form 1040, you should indicate in the place provided that there is an overpayment of tax and the amount you want refunded and the amount you want credited against your estimated tax.

If you have neither a legal residence nor a principal place of business in any Internal Revenue district, your return should be filed with the District Director of Internal Revenue, Baltimore 2, Md..

If your principal place of abode for the tax year is outside the United States ( including Alaska and Hawaii ), Puerto Rico, or the Virgin Islands and you have no legal residence or principal place of business in any Internal Revenue district in the United States, you should file your return with the Office of International Operations, Internal Revenue Service, Washington 25, D.C..

) If your employer reimburses you for expenses incurred, you deduct such expenses if they otherwise qualify.

If you walk into the ring because it is fun to show your dog, he will feel it and give you a good performance!!

Moore retorted, " If I am a lousy dog, you have made me so ; you have brought me to ruin and many more.

" Screwattack. com listed the Duck Hunt dog as the " Biggest Douchebag in gaming " and said that " If you've never played Duck Hunt, you just don't understand.

If a dog does have a benign functional carcinoma ( appears in 10 % of the cases ), treatment and prognosis are no different from those of the cat.

: If the watch-dog detects an intruder, the dog will bark.

* A dog looking worriedly at a revolver pressed to its head, with the famous caption " If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog " ( January 1973 ).

If you French kiss your dog and he or she thinks it's great, is it wrong?

If any animal has a system of laws regulating the body politic, it is certainly the prairie dog.

If I mentioned any other Paradise, I'd be worse than a dog.

If the dog is well trained, it can make a great family pet.

If it is seen outside the zoo on a stretch of greensward regularly used for walking dogs, then of course it is more likely to be a dog than a lion.

If it is seen in the zoo next to the lions ’ enclosure when the door is open, then it may well be more likely to be a lion than a dog.

If the owner is unable to care for him and a successor dog at the same time, he may be returned to the program for " re-homing.

If the dog's parents are not registered with the AKC or the litter is not registered, special registry research by the AKC is necessary for the AKC to determine if the dog is eligible for AKC registration.

If you read my cartoons about the small cute dog in the parallel universe who accidentally becomes president — it was basically a movie about the small cute dog, except that he gets lost and ends up in this war zone.

The title of the film comes from an idiomatic English-language expression " the tail wagging the dog ", which is commented at the beginning of the film by a caption that reads: Why does the dog wag its tail? Because the dog is smarter than the tail. If the tail were smarter, it would wag the dog.

If you were to take a dog that has learned not to eliminate indoors to a different house, it would still know not to eliminate there.

If a trained dog is introduced to a puppy that doesn't know not to eliminate in a house, it cannot teach it not to do so.

If a carrier female is mated with a healthy stud dog, the female offspring have a 50 % chance of being carriers for the disease, and any male offspring have a 50 % chance of being affected by the disease.

If undersocialized, like any dog, they can become aggressive.

If you are considering adding a boerboel to your family or already own a boerboel and are thinking of moving ( to a smaller home ), remember this – bored boerboels are destructive boerboels and a 150 lbs, lion-fighting dog can do a lot of damage.

If the circumstances are faced frankly it is not reasonable to expect this to be true.

If his dancers are sometimes made to look as if they might be creatures from Mars, this is consistent with his intention of placing them in the orbit of another world, a world in which they are freed of their pedestrian identities.

If a work is divided into several large segments, a last-minute drawing of random numbers may determine the order of the segments for any particular performance.

If they avoid the use of the pungent, outlawed four-letter word it is because it is taboo ; ;

If Wilhelm Reich is the Moses who has led them out of the Egypt of sexual slavery, Dylan Thomas is the poet who offers them the Dionysian dialectic of justification for their indulgence in liquor, marijuana, sex, and jazz.

If he is the child of nothingness, if he is the predestined victim of an age of atomic wars, then he will consult only his own organic needs and go beyond good and evil.

If it is an honest feeling, then why should she not yield to it??

If he thus achieves a lyrical, dreamlike, drugged intensity, he pays the price for his indulgence by producing work -- Allen Ginsberg's `` Howl '' is a striking example of this tendency -- that is disoriented, Dionysian but without depth and without Apollonian control.

If love reflects the nature of man, as Ortega Y Gasset believes, if the person in love betrays decisively what he is by his behavior in love, then the writers of the beat generation are creating a new literary genre.

If he is good, he may not be legal ; ;

If the man on the sidewalk is surprised at this question, it has served as an exclamation.

If the existent form is to be retained new factors that reinforce it must be introduced into the situation.

If we remove ourselves for a moment from our time and our infatuation with mental disease, isn't there something absurd about a hero in a novel who is defeated by his infantile neurosis??

If many of the characters in contemporary novels appear to be the bloodless relations of characters in a case history it is because the novelist is often forgetful today that those things that we call character manifest themselves in surface behavior, that the ego is still the executive agency of personality, and that all we know of personality must be discerned through the ego.

If he is a traditionalist, he is an eclectic traditionalist.

If our sincerity is granted, and it is granted, the discrepancy can only be explained by the fact that we have come to believe hearsay and legend about ourselves in preference to an understanding gained by earnest self-examination.

If to be innocent is to be helpless, then I had been -- as are we all -- helpless at the start.