`` If the day should ever come that foreign invaders swarm ashore along the Gulf Coast '', the account reads, `` they can count on heavy opposition from a group of commando-trained telephone employees -- all girls.

If the soup tastes like dishwater, your employees won't blame the concessionaire.

If such an employees association is competing against another union, its leverage may be questioned by unions and then evaluated in a court trial.

If the company has more than 1, 000 employees, three members and three substitutes are appointed by workers / unions.

If motivation does not take place in an organization, then employees may not contribute to the other functions ( which are usually set by top-level management ).

If the August 14th, 2008 EDN article was accurate about MIPS having over 500 employees at the time, then MIPS reduced their total workforce by 70 % between 2008 and 2010.

If the less compensated employees are allowed to save more for retirement, then the executives are allowed to save more for retirement.

If the market is " tight " ( i. e. not enough staff for the jobs ), employers must compete for employees by offering financial rewards, community investment, etc.

If the indirect work of employees involved in producing chemicals and machinery are taken into account, the ratio of labor to output is higher.

If approved, OpCo will have Enron's core assets, including 15, 000 miles of pipeline assets, 75, 000 miles of distribution assets, 6, 700 megawatts of generation, and 12, 000 employees.

If an original apostrophe, or apostrophe with s, occurs at the end, it is left by itself to do double duty: Our employees are better paid than McDonald's employees ; Standard & Poor's indexes are widely used ; the 5uu's first album ( the fixed forms of McDonald's and Standard & Poor's already include possessive apostrophes ; 5uu's already has a non-possessive apostrophe before its final s ).

If PMC employees participate in pro-active combat, the press calls them mercenaries, and the PMCs mercenary companies.

If all team members each perform the same basic tasks, such as students working problems in a math class, or outside sales employees making phone calls, then it is likely that this team is an independent team.

If a collective bargaining agreement is in effect, and it contains a " no-strike clause ", a strike during the life of the contract could result in the firing of all striking employees which could result in dissolution of that union.

If a collective bargaining agreement is in effect, and it contains a " no-strike clause ", a strike during the life of the contract could result in the firing of all striking employees which could result in dissolution of that union.

If 53 % of white-collar employees could telework 2 days a week, they could collectively save of gas and $ 38. 2 billion a year.

If all Federal employees who are eligible to telework full-time were to do so, the Federal Government could realize $ 13. 9 billion savings in commuting costs annually and eliminate 21. 5 billion pounds of pollutants from the environment each year.

If managers pay attention to the way they convey the identity of their organization, including the use of a corporate visual identity, this will have a positive effect on the attention employees give to the corporate visual identity.

If approved, the contract is usually in force for a fixed term of years, and when that term is up, it is then renegotiated between employees and management.

If there are 10 employees working on a production process that manufactures 50 units per day, then the average product of variable labour input is 5 units per day.

If a company is taken over the Transfer of Undertakings ( Protection of Employment ) Regulations 2006 state that employees ' terms cannot be worsened, including to the point of dismissal, without a good economic, technical or organisational reason.

If employees of national defense, police, and other military or military-related organizations are present, they must respect the anthem in a way prescribed by their statutes.

If an employee is mandated to use the technology, the employees will use it but may feel it is not useful.

If it were not for an old professor who made me read the classics I would have been stymied on what to do, and now I understand why they are classics ; ;

If I even hint at it do you think it will matter that you are his nephew -- and not even a blood nephew ''??

If the circumstances are faced frankly it is not reasonable to expect this to be true.

If his dancers are sometimes made to look as if they might be creatures from Mars, this is consistent with his intention of placing them in the orbit of another world, a world in which they are freed of their pedestrian identities.

If love reflects the nature of man, as Ortega Y Gasset believes, if the person in love betrays decisively what he is by his behavior in love, then the writers of the beat generation are creating a new literary genre.

If to be innocent is to be helpless, then I had been -- as are we all -- helpless at the start.

Defoe then commented, `` If they Could Draw that young Gentleman into Their Measures They would show themselves quickly, for they are not asham'd to Say They want only a head to Make a beginning ''.

If Jews are identified as a religious body in a controversy that comes before a national or international tribunal, it is obviously compatible with the goal of human dignity to protect freedom of worship.

If they are right, they will prevail of and by themselves.

Without preliminaries, Esther asked him, `` If you are a world citizen, will you take Garry Davis' place in his tent while he goes to the hospital ''??

If we are to believe the list of titles printed in Malraux's latest book, La Metamorphose Des Dieux, Vol. 1 ( ( 1957 ), he is still engaged in writing a large novel under his original title.

If the would-be joiner asks these questions he is not likely to be duped by extremists who are seeking to capitalize on the confusions and the patriotic apprehensions of Americans in a troubled time.

If we break the minister to our bit, we are buying back our own sins.

If the record buyer's tastes are somewhat eclectic or even the slightest bit esoteric, he will find them satisfied on educational records.

If Daddy's books are out of bounds his own picture books are not.

If it will simply delay the debates until the qualifications are closed next spring, and then carry all the candidates on a tour of debates, it can provide a service to the state.

If they are to be commended for foresight in their planning, what then is the judgment of a town council that compounds this problem during the planning stage??

If the Communists are sincere in wanting a united, neutral and disarmed Germany, it might well be advantageous for the German people in this nuclear age.

If only this could be done more often -- with such heartening results -- many of the earth's `` big problems '' would shrink to the insignificances they really are.

If any are left, presently, we may expect to see signs specifically prohibiting the feeding of them too.

If the raw population figures are crucially relevant, then it is idle to think of liberation, as idle as to suppose that Poland might liberate Russia.

If it is not enough that all of our internationalist One Worlders are advocating that we join this market, I refer you to an article in the New York Times' magazine section ( Nov. 12, 1961 ), by Mr. Eric Johnston, entitled `` We Must Join The Common Market ''.

If the UN troops are not mercenaries then the Hessians were not mercenaries either.